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the spider in their room doesn’t stand a chance

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I love dp x DC stories in which Ghost King Danny is summoned in his full Eldritch form and scaring the shit out of everyone. I also like it when it combines with aus of him talking in ghost speak and the translation gets wrangled, so he sounds a lot more threatening than he means to.

But in those stories ... his name doesn't really fit. What Eldritch God would be called Danny? Even Phantom isn't that scary.

Then I realized that if ghost speak gets translates wrongly and Danny said his name in ghost speak ... wouldn't it be translated wrong too?

And Daniel means God is my Judge in Hebrew while Phantom of course is a kind of ghost.

So,

The Justice League has summoned Danny and he doesn't realize that he's in his Eldritch form. His skin is black and filled with galaxies constantly being born and dying. His eyes are two endless black holes. His hair is the flash of the big bang. He's terrifying and awe-inspiring.

As he speaks, it sounds like millions of beings screaming in agony before breathing their last breath.

And then Danny says "Hi! My name is Danny Phantom, the Ghost King, how can I help you?"

But what the JL hears through the translation is: "I am the Judge of Gods and the restless Dead, Ruler of the Infinite, for what purpose hath thee summoned me?"

Now that's a fitting name!

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Danny Phantom AKA Ghost King

gets summoned to the JL Watchtower as a desperate last resort to vanquish a cosmic universe consuming threat

Danny seeing Constantine's soul ripped into hundreds of pieces as an attempt to keep any one demon from owning it says the first thing that comes to his fourteen year old mind

"Whore"

Constantine was thinking there has to be something to bargain with, the rumors of the new Ghost King are that he is of a more benevolent sort, only to just be murdered on the spot

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It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

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Instead of John being scared of Amity, he actually loves it there.

- It's a powerful magical nexus that can allow the house of mysteries to fully magically fuel itself in a matter of a couple hours

- He can easily access any dimension or draw beings from any dimension there due to the veil being so thin.

- He has access to the current heirs of the power and curse of Cassandra.

- Several hunters and their civilian families live there.

- The city itself prevents those with true hostile intentions from finding their way into amity.

In short, Amity was basically the perfect magical community for someone like him.

...

So, would someone tell him what happened in the decade he was away? This place fucking reeks of DEATH energy. Half the fucking town is residing in the veil itself, and the veil is heavily scarred with shattering patterns for kilometers around.

Seriously, wtf?!

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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You are a small god, with very little power or influence. But you are happy, and take care of your few worshippers as much as you are able. An extraordinarily powerful being stumbles bloodied into your sacred place, and cries “Sanctuary.”

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I love how truly random Wilson’s appearance is in some episodes because it really is like they are married because married people will literally just appear at their partners side inexplicably for no plot reason other than to hype and love their spouse. Hilson marriage confirmed

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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House got to see Wilson throw it back like this when they were younger, and he still fell in love with him. True romance