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coronabane‌:

     ❛ oh now i see it ! guess my eyes just aren’t as good as they used to be. ❜     he smiles down at her and rubs her head , fingers brushing along her tiny ears.

     ❛ it looks great honey ! i should hang it up in the lab , how does that sound ? ❜

  “ you’re too old. “ she agrees sagely, her irritated expression melting away into a sly smile. she can’t help it, praise and pets do wonder for small girls. “ can i pick the spot ? “ 

she wouldn’t be able to reach it, but that’s what varian was for.

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pyroteched‌:

“Pipe down, kid. It’s not like preschool is going anywhere.” Harsh? Maybe. Especially considering how small this girl seemed to be. Kimiko wasn’t one to back down though, not easily. Besides, the way she spoke stuck in Kimi’s craw-what was her deal?

“It’s not my fault if someone spilled your apple juice or something.”

  preschool ?? fink bares her teeth at the old(er) girl, feeling immediately close to tantrum levels. “ turn your hearing aide back down a bit if you’re having noise issues then. “ she was maybe a little too easily distracted, not focusing on the shiny thing but now gearing up to pounce on the other and fight ( or, do as much as a toddler actually can to fight ) 

“ shouldn’t you be playing bingo with all the other grannys ? “

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  “ ugh, god--who do these store man’gers think I am ??? it’s almos’ halloween, and if you think i’m gonna be wearing one of these sissy baby costumes, you gotta ‘nother thing comin’ ! “ she slams the bee antennae headband down and kicks it into the sun.

if she doesn’t find something cool and spooky and in her size soon, she’s going to set the world on fire.

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Body Aesthetics 

Bold what applies.

[ BODY ]

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Toned thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Toned arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Child pudge. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Claws. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Average waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Paws.Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight. Big ears.

[ HEIGHT ]

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

[ SKIN ]

Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Mutant. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Moles. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks.

[ EYES ]

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Pink. Green. Gold. Hazel. Crimson. Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Squinty. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned.

[ HAIR ]

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzz cut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Jaw length. Layered. Mohawk. PonyTail. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locks. White. Platinum blonde. Golden blonde. Dirty blonde. Blonde. Strawberry Blonde. Ombre. Ash brown. Mouse brown. Chestnut brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Mutant. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

[ TATTOOS / PIERCINGS ]

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. Hand tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoos. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing(s). Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear. Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretched out ears. Navel piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

[ COSMETICS ]

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red lips. Pink lips. Nude lips. Dark lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears war paint from time to time. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

[ SCENT ]

Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Fur. Sweat. Food. Incense. Marijuana. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Cold. Fresh. Metal. Rain. Chemicals.

[ CLOTHES ]

Jeans. Tight pants. Overknee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up shirt. Band-T-shirt. Sports-T-shirt. Sweatpants. Tanktop. Cut off t-shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift. Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxidress. Sun dress. Tie. Tuxedo (special occasions). Cocktail dress. Uniform. High slit dress/skirt. T-shirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit (special occasions). Hoodie. Harem pants. Basketball shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sportsbra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt. Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace. Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colours. Fur/Fauxfur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor. Magnificent hats.

[ SHOES ]

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Kitten heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platforms. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes. Leather boots.

tagged by: my twinny @finktm

tagging: @coccinellc and @coronabane

[tinyterrat]

while fink is a mean little shit villain and a genius, she’s still a little girl. so like -- catch her ( when she’s not allowed to be on her videos game ) hosting tea parties and playing with dolls and sleeping with stuffed animals and night lites bc she a cuddly babe who’s afraid of the dark

are her games a lil fucking wild and a lil less sweet most of the time ? ye, but still

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@pyroteched  liked for a starter ;; accepting

  “ GET OUTTA MY WAY, LOSERS ! “ does the toddler actually know what it is that the heroes were going after ? no. does she care ? also no. it was shiny and Important and would make her boss really happy to have, so she’s kind of just scampering in as quick as possible to pick it up and vamoose. 

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@rubyheist  liked for a starter ;; accepting

  “ y’know there’s more better options for minioning ? those yellow guys just have no sense of LOYALTY ...and they’re stinky. “ 

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happy birthday!! 🎂🎉

?!?!!?!!?!?!?!!!

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like for a fucking starter you bitches

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im making a fuckton of au’s and there’s nothing y’all can do to stop me

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@coronabane liked for a starter ;; accepting

  “ whazza point of being a stupid princess when in a fair govnament the peoples are all tha ones with the power and control of the ecomminies. i don’t wanna be some froo froo silly figurehead, i wanna wreck stuff ! “  

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like for a fucking starter you bitches

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the incredibles; starter sentences.

“We’re dead! We’re dead! We survived but we’re dead!”

“We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out!”

“No? Well, he’ll look fabulous anyway.”

“That was totally wicked!”

“I’m with you - for better or worse.”

“Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it.”

“Ya see that? That’s the way to do it. That’s old school.”

“Coincidence? I think not!”

“That was the best vacation ever! I love our family.”

“We need to find a better outlet. A more… constructive outlet.”

“My God, you’ve gotten fat.”

“You can’t count on anyone, especially your heroes.”

“I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.”

“Where’s my super suit?”

“Look at me when I’m talking to you, _____!”

“No capes!”

“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again.”

“Do you think I’m totally irresponsible?”

“You always, always say “Be true to yourself,” but you never say which part of yourself to be true to!”

“I was wrong to treat you that way. I’m sorry…”

“This is a hobo suit, darling. You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it.”

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nycfae‌:

Well. This is certainly not how she expected her day to go. She’s heard of kids compulsively putting things in their mouths, but jeez, this is ridiculous. Even if this kid had seen through her glamour, who the hell would just gobble up a faerie? 

What exactly is she supposed to do now? There’s always summoning vines, but she wouldn’t be able to see what they were doing from here. It doesn’t look like the kid is actively trying to eat her, which is nice, but how long will that last? Gazing at the rows of sharp teeth, any hope of breaking through those was out the window.

She remains on the flower that got caught up along with her. “Um. ‘Scuse me.” This is also probably a bad idea, but it’s the only option Pixi has. “Could you let me out, please? I’m not a bug.” She’s got a horrible feeling in her stomach that tells her the kid knows that, but she’s gotta try to appeal. 

  if you crunch a fairy do you automatically get powers, or does it mean that tinkerbell will like haunt you in your sleep ? these are the questions that plague this tiny girl. as it is, the flower on her tongue is already growing too moist and tasting icky, and her nose is scrunching up like maybe it was a bad idea to put a fairy in her mouth.

the thing was, if she spat her out now, she would run away and probably tell fink’s boss and then she’d get in trouble. fink didn’t want to be in trouble, so she crosses her tiny arms and sits pretending like she’s okay with her weird decision to put a literal tiny person in her mouth. 

and then -- there’s a tiny voice coming from inside of her face. okay, that was weird. fink’s ears perk up and she listens to the soft plea. god, the fairy sounded so lame, like a stupid hero asking permission and stuff like that. that decided it. 

“ mmm-mmm !! “ her head shakes a bit back and forth, before tiny snout is put in the air. 

the pixi is a loser and is stuck like that until fink finds some chocolate milk or something to wash her down with.

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@darkchose is the star of a fail video

  “ oh no, course i’m not uploadin’ it. “ the smug little shit is snickering, her phone still pointed at chat noir where he sat from the end of his ... unfortunate ridiculous tumble. which she of course had nothing to do with, she was just a little girl, after all. “ it’s a livestream. kinda uploads itself -- i don’t have to do anything else. nifty, huh ? “

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I can’t find that photo set but that one k.ing is the hill clip where he’s like ‘for god sakes put on some pants’ and the girl lifts her shirt like ‘I’m wearing shorts!’

Quirin varian mood

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  when boss is away, the minions will play --

( yes, she’s downing an entire bottle of syrup. you can’t stop her. )