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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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Sometimes I forget what a powerful bender that kid is.
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I AM DECEASED 😭😭
for the love of god UNMUTE this
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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
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“Once you’re in a relationship you think it’s going to last forever. But in reality, it only lasts as long as you’re working for it. If one of the person stops working, it falls apart.”
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if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600
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i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
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i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami
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