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just ignore everything before this post. it’s not important

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lost phineas and ferb episode where perry is called to investigate what dr doofenshmirtz is up to because carl the intern got ahold of some intel that doof has been seen speaking to lawyers and looking up the endangered species act at internet cafes and as major monogram says, "something fishy is going on"

meanwhile phineas and ferb's subplot of "i know what we're gonna do today!" is that isabella needs her environmentalist fireside girls badge so they start researching which species are in urgent need of help in the tri-state area so that they can use new cloning and gene therapy technologies to bring at-risk animals back from extinction

(yes there is a c-plot where buford and baljeet argue the ethics of this idea, i don't have time to explain it all for you rn)

we cut back to🎵doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎵where we see perry carefully maneuvering around doofenshmirtz's lab scared he might fall into a trap but he hasn't set off a single booby trap and it's clear something is off

he runs into doofenshmirtz and goes to kick him in the gut action movie style but doof steps back one overly confident and says, "nuh uh uh, you see perry the platypus, you are TRAPPED! by the danville section of the endangered species act of 1973!"

doof goes on to explain his tragic backstory: "you see, perry the platypus, when i was a child my parents did not show up for my own birth! but you know that already, yadda yadda yadda they did not love me and then they loved roger more, ANYways i was raised by ocelots! i had a lovely foster mother who took me in and made me one of the pride, and so you see, perry the platypus, i am still legally considered an ocelot. did you know that there are only 50 recorded ocelots still alive in the continental united states? very sad for me as a member of a near-extinct species. it would be immoral for you to hurt someone critically endangered... in fact, you have made many attempts on my life this summer"

[montage of doof's security camera footage of their battles]

"which is why i have decided to bring you... TO COURT!" we cut back to phineas and ferb's back yard where they've decided to start cloning ocelots in their kiddie pool

candace storms outside enraged and says, "phineas and ferb are you cloning ocelots in my duckie momo kiddie pool!?"

ferb's one line of the episode is "well, i guess it's more of a kitty pool, now"

candace storms away saying, "i'm going to tell mom!" and isabella turns to phineas and says, "oh, does your mom have experience in wildlife conservation?"

we cut back to the doof and perry plotline where the two are now in the danville hall of justice and we learn that doof has spent his monthly alimony check on a defense lawyer and perry turns and sees the lawyer and then vanessa helping her organize her briefcase and perry chitters at her and vanessa shrugs and says, "i'm thinking about going into legal defense. sorry perry."

the rest of the doof and perry b-plot is spent in court and perry is about to ask for a public defense lawyer when carl runs into the room and explains that he's owca's official legal defense and perry looks at him like, "uhhh is that even allowed?"

it doesn't matter because apparently the judge is out sick today but because it's danville roger's the judge now because he's the mayor and everyone loves him.

the court case continues.

meanwhile phineas and ferb have successfully cloned multiple ocelots from the original ocelot dna they had on hand and isabella asks phineas if these clones will experience health problems like premature aging, phineas casually explains that ferb figured out the problem while they were experimenting with stem cell harvesting.

back in the courtroom, doof's ocelot foster mother has been brought to the stand along with an ocelot to english translator. doof gets emotional seeing her after so long. she says that he was one of her favorite child and he was as strong a hunter as anyone else in the family. it's incredibly sweet. the jury's in tears.

meanwhile, isabella has established connections with a group in texas who are going to release the ocelots back into their natural habitat and, using the cloned ocelots to prevent inbreeding, help establish an ocelot breeding program. the group explains that they are going to send a helicopter to retrieve the cloned ocelots from danville and bring them to texas soon.

isabella gets her fireside girls badge.

candace manages to get mom to see the backyard only after the ocelots have been helicoptered off to coastal texas, their primary habitat.

mom makes it into the backyard as phineas stares wistfully over the fence and says, "if you love something, you have to let it go." candace goes, "look mom look look look!" and points at the ducky momo kiddie pool, devoid of cloned ocelots, where baljeet and buford are now chilling out, having settled their philosophical debate about the ethics of animal cloning.

back in the courtroom drama, doof looks like he's about to win when an attendant walks into the courtroom and whispers something in roger's ear.

roger looks up, grinning, and says, "good news, everyone! my attendant here has just enlightened me that ocelots are no longer considered critically endangered!"

this settles the case, with perry being decreed not guilty and the entire affair being called off. the courtroom cheers, roger walks over to doof and personally congratulates him on his species' return from the brink of extinction.

doof shouts, "curse you endangered species classification system!" at the ceiling of the danville hall of justice.

perry arrives back home just in time for mom to say, "who wants pie?"

the end.

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can i sing ur name to mambo number 5

How long has this been in my asks? I vaguely remember it being there for quite a while. Did I just not question what it meant?

but anyways yes you may

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AUTUMN-INSPIRED OC ASK MEME

Do they believe in ghosts? Have they ever experienced anything unexplained?

Do they have any unusual collections or items in their home?

What’s their favorite dessert or candy?

Do they like horror as a genre?

Do they like spending holidays alone, with family, or at parties with friends?

Do they prefer tea, coffee, or hot chocolate?

Do they like corn mazes, hay rides, or apple picking, or any other autumn activities?

What’s their favorite way to keep warm (coats, a fireplace, a hug, etc.)?

Have they ever played a spooky game, like Bloody Mary or used a Ouija board?

If they had to become a supernatural creature (a werewolf, a vampire, etc.), what would they pick?

If they suddenly had a whole day free to themselves, what would they do with it?

What’s their weirdest or most irrational fear?

Would they rather trick-or-treat or hand out candy to children?

What’s their favorite type of pie?

Have they ever dressed up for Halloween? What’s their favorite costume?

What makes them nostalgic?

What do they think about pranks?

Would they ever visit an allegedly haunted building?

What would be their plan or weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion?

What family traditions do they remember from their childhood?

What role would they be in a horror movie (final girl, the jock, etc.)?

If they had a familiar, what type of animal would it be?

What’s their craft of choice (sewing, painting, etc.)?

What are their favorite party games or activities?

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A creepy old wizard summoned succubi. The succubi discovered labour rights and unionised.

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Perryshmirtz Week 2022

Returning for the fifth year in a row, it’s Perryshmirtz Week! Running from October 24 through to October 30, it’s open for your Perryshmirtz fanworks, from fic to art to anything else you like.

As usual, this is open to anything as long as it features them and/or their relationship, in whatever configuration you choose. Platonic, romantic, canon-compliant, human AU…

The prompts:

Day 1 (October 24): Lightbulb | Love/Hate At First Sight

Day 2 (October 25): Sleep Deprived | Hurt/Comfort

Day 3 (October 26): Language Barrier | Communication

Day 4 (October 27): Soulmate/Soulhate | AU

Day 5 (October 28): Pushing Buttons | Self-Destruct

Day 6 (October 29): Dance Steps | Fluff

Day 7 (October 30): “Curse you, Perry the Platypus” | Free Day

To share, post your work to the AO3 collection, or tag as #perryshmirtz week or #perryshmirtzweek here on Tumblr.

The collection will close at the end of November, for anything that takes a little longer to make than expected.

We hope to see you there!

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“If you could live anywhere – anywhere – where would you live?”

“Hm… the inside of a star. Beautiful, warm and far, far away from here. What about you?”

“I don’t know. Whatever planet’s closest to your star, I guess.”

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Do any of your characters have odd dreams? What about prophetic dreams? Do any of them have nightmares? What about night terrors? Sleep paralysis? Can any of them lucid dream?

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Do any of your characters have an eidetic memory, sometimes referred to as a photographic memory? Do they put it to use in their job or hobby, or is it just "something they can do"?

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Prompt #3151

“Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant?”

“Right, because I was going to let my nemesis know I was in a weakened state. Don’t be daft.”

“Daft?! I could have- I would’ve come with your to appointments. Paid for everything. Set up a nursery in my lair. Oh, hell, I should still do that. And child support- oh, or custody? I mean, I’d like custody, but I also get why you wouldn’t want me to have any-”

The hero blinked at her nemesis. “You want to…be involved?”

“Of course! I’m not going to be a deadbeat dad.” The villain offered a wry smile. “That’s how you end up with a villain on your hands.”

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How many of your characters wear glasses? Is it just because their eyesight needs correcting, to block the sun, or for some other reason? What about goggles? Is there anything particularly…unusual about their glasses or goggles?

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Everyone is always talking about the theatre gays, but where’s the love for the science gays? The gays who can’t sing but can do physics instead? Where’s the love for the space gays?

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Phineas and Ferb pumpkin carving contest let’s go!

Obviously, it’s started as a fireside girl patch

Isabella mentions it to Phineas one day in class and ten minutes later, the entire school is talking about the Phineas and Ferb pumpkin carving contest (Isabella knew this would happen and is HYPED)

Phineas names it Ferb’s Halloween Pumpkin Carving Special (aka what the name of the episode would be)

Candace overhears it from some freshman and is LIVID

Stacy points out it’s her chance to beat her brothers at something in an attempt to try and make her not go into a busting feeding frenzy but it doesn’t work

Neither does the busting, but what can you do?

So lunch rolls around and Phineas and Ferb have all the planning together but are waiting until after school to set up (with the help of Fireside girls, of course)

Meanwhile, Candace is calling and texting Linda, who put her on silence after warning her to not interrupt her during the first call

She’s doing some pottery class and keeps messing up every time she hears the ringtone

Eventually school ends, the boys excited to start working on their project while Candace is sulking

When their dad picks them up, Phineas can’t stop talking about the contest while Candace can’t stop talk about STOPPING the contest. Ferb has some ear plugs or something

Lawerence, knowing full well what Phineas and Ferb are capable of, checks with the boys if they have permission from Linda. It was the first thing they got when planning for the contest

Meanwhile, the Fireside girls are having a meeting and Isabella can’t stop talking about Phineas and the other girls are, annoyed. No more on that cause I’m aro thanks ❤️

The Fireside girls split up into teams, one going straight to Phineas and Ferb’s house and the other going to get the pumpkins (some have a patch on how to check to make sure a pumpkin is good for carving and some don’t. What can you do?)

Isabella goes to the pumpkin patch with Adyson, Milly, and Holly and is banned from talking about Phineas while they’re there

Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb are building another haunted house but like. Not actually a haunted house, it just looks like it is from the outside

Inside, they set up a bunch of tables with all the tools you need for pumpkin carving (plus some), a podium for the trophy in the middle of the room, and a spot for Perry (where’s Perry…?) up towards the front, where the judge’s table is

The judges are Isabella, Stacy, and Vanessa. They also leave a spot for Candace, but back to that later

They get Irving to make a playlist for the contest but it sucks so they get Buford to do it

Meanwhile, Baljeet is responsible for keeping track of all the participants and the rules for who’s allowed

The rules are: gotta be under 13, older than 8, teams can be from 1 to 3 people, parents are allowed to accompany their kids but only to supervise, and Phineas and Ferb can’t be on the same team (rip)

They also have a laser light show but that’s for later

God I haven’t even gotten to the contest yet OKAY

By the time the rest of the Fireside girls get back from the pumpkin patch, they’re just waiting on people to come

Soon enough, everyone is there and the contest is ready to start

Since they all have carve their own pumpkins for their patch, all the Fireside girls are alone

Phineas and Ferb end up alone but that’s for plot sake

Since Candace isn’t there, Irving is filling in her seat at the judge’s table

Buford and Baljeet team up much to Baljeet’s dismay

Meanwhile, Candace has gone to Linda. She’s at a hair appointment and, by this point, Bobby has gotten really good at avoiding Candace so she’s just sitting in the waiting area

While all this is going on, Perry’s off to fight crime! There’s some joke with Halloween and Monogram and Carl but I don’t feel like making one so just pretend it’s funny

So Perry goes to Doof who talks about his daughter not being there cause she’s at some Halloween thing which is great cause Halloween is evil but he misses her or whatever for a good 15 minutes while Perry is trapped in one of those plastic containers shaped like a Jack o’ lantern that kids use to trick or treat

Then he goes on a whole rant about how he never got candy on Halloween but, as tradition in Drusselstien when people don’t like your costume, was given rocks

So he makes a ray that turns whatever it hits into a bunch of candy (called the candyinator) in an attempt to make everyone eat so many sweets they can’t stop him becoming the ruler of the tristate area or whatever. He hasn’t actually thought that far ahead

Back with the kids, there’s like. 50 teams and most are two people.

Phineas and Ferb get kicked out of the competition cause they kept trying to work together (rip)

Don’t worry, they end up in a corner or something working on their stuff together

Buford’s sabotaging. Baljeet’s indifferent.

Django and his dad are there :)

The Fireside girls are all trying to outdo each other

Isabella’s still making a pumpkin but it’s not in a competitive sense. She’s putting a unicorn on it :)

Baljeet is mapping out his and Buford’s pumpkin. It’s supposed to be one of those  fibonacci swirls plus some stuff (idk I like the numbers more than the swirl sorry). Buford’s still sabotaging but Baljeet is now trying to get him to stop so they can work on their pumpkin. It’s not working

Django somehow got a giant pumpkin????? What

The girl that made a really good sand castle in that one episode by the beach when the kids are looking for Atlantis has somehow made her pumpkin into a sand castle (pumpkin castle????)

Jeremy showed up and he’s now one of the judges. Suzie’s there as well, but she’s too young to participate in the competition lol

The Fireside girls are all following a certain theme but no one knows what it is (yet)

Phineas and Ferb somehow split an atom or something idk I’ve never taken a physics class

Vanessa points out there’s not a time limit to the other judges and they just watch in horror as people keep working and working on their pumpkins

Finally Phineas shows up and is like hey there’s 30 minutes left (until supper but like. No one realizes that’s what he’s talking about). Buford’s still sabotaging people

Linda’s finally done with her hair appointment but has to stop by the grocery store before going home (she’s doing a make your own pizza night cause why not)

Candace decides to go home cause she just finds it to be a lost cause

She gets back and sees the haunted house and calls Linda. Again.

Linda tells her she’ll be home in 20 minutes so hell yeah

Candace decides to go hang out with Jeremy, Vanessa, and Stacy, causing Irving to get kicked off the judges table (lol)

Phineas offers to help Baljeet but he’s already accepted his fate and decides against Phineas’s help

Meanwhile, Perry broke out of his trap cause. It’s made of thin plastic. Doof, come ON!

He beats Doof up a bit

Now, back at the haunted house, we finally get to see what the Fireside girls have been working on! They made a 1/100th replica of the haunted house out of their pumpkins, interlocking them to create the whole thing

It’s cool as fuck but they get disqualified cause it’s more than 3 people on the team rip

Now, the time’s run out. Django has a giant pumpkin with a pumpkin carved into it. About 2/3rd of the teams got sabotaged by Buford. His and Bajleet’s pumpkin hasn’t even been started.

Django gets third place, the sand castle girl gets second, and that one guy called Russel or whatever from that Halloween special with the haunted house (not the hiccup one, the other one) won with a detailed carving of his basement with working lighting for the river and the zombies’ eyes

Back to Doof and Perry, the machine is now in random fire mode. Doof makes some quip about how he shouldn’t have made that setting and then gets punched again.

Perry destroys the inator right after it fires one last shot and jumps off the balcony with his parachute

Meanwhile, Linda’s in the driveway and Candace is running to get her.

Phineas and Ferb’s pumpkin was put into the trophy and has somehow incorporated the laser light show into it???

Anyway, it’s cool as shit

Right as the show is ending, a ray from Doof’s inator shows up and turns the house into a bunch of candy

Everyone’s hyped, Phineas thinks Ferb did it, and Ferb doesn’t care xoxo

Linda finally shows up and all she sees is a bunch of tables set up with pumpkins on them, the trophy, and the candy. Nothing bust worthy.

Perry shows up and goes over to where Phineas and Ferb are (Vanessa gives him a salute with the icon “oh there you are Perry” in a teasing voice)

Linda announces dinner and everyone but Jeremy, Stacy, Isabella, and Vanessa are kicked out (I guess little Susie isn’t either but whatever)

They all go in for supper

The end

Happy Halloween, I’m gonna shut up (for) now

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We like science.

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Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

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