Text
china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.
259K notes
·
View notes
Text
https://youshallnotpass.glitch.me/
ok, this was fun and silly. your goal is to come up with a password fitting all the criteria in each scheme, which you don’t know ahead of time but learn as your passwords progressively fail them.
(I don’t know how many schemes there are, I did not complete 3 because effort. maybe i’ll give it another try later)
[original post]
19K notes
·
View notes
Video
tumblr
I love this cat more than life! Beyond precious
(Source)
44K notes
·
View notes
Photo
The Cat has its Heart on the Outside
Available as a fanzine in Swedish with a translation note here.
119K notes
·
View notes
Text
ain’t nothing wrong with a little :3 sometimes
121K notes
·
View notes
Text
I TRIED TO LOOK UP HOW OLD JAMES ROACH WAS AND IT BROUGHT UP A DIFFERENT JAMES ROACH WHO WAS EXECUTED IN 1985 AND READING THAT PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO ME
723 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
435K notes
·
View notes
Note
do u are have stupid?
hell yeah brother!
83K notes
·
View notes
Text
╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜ ◝ ͡◝ ╮ ( seeing my friends ) ( be really excited and) ( gush over and over ) ( abt their interests ) ╰ ͜ ╯ ╯ O o ° 〃∩ ∧_∧ 💕 ⊂⌒( ´・v・)💕 `ヽ_っ_/ ̄ ̄ ̄/ \/___/
42K notes
·
View notes
Note
Does Hal know you keep reblogging spazzy robots and tagging him :0?? (ps I hope you’re doing okay)
i dont think he knows but i hope he does >:3
4 notes
·
View notes