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rip mari ibarra you would’ve loved snapchat and tiktok

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YES ME AND MY FRIEND LITERALLY SCREAMED SHE LIVES IN ATEVES OLD HOUSE

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

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Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list

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theres also an after after credits scene where alex shows up

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

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why did severance kill the only two characters i gaf about

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sorry for spamming you your posts are just fire emoji

NI WORRUES SO ARW URS GANG 🙏🏾

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visually representation of what its like being the problematic online friend but the least problematic irl friend

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can clown stop flirting with evbo im getting really conflicted vibes here

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sunflower

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

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seawatt is like adam sandler the way he plays the same fucking role in every goddamn movie

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how it feels being an evboverse fan

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why is he lowk fine shyt

white boy jumpscare

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Beep boop shabadaba doo

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this post reminded me of this tweet

seawatts lowk gay asf

Hey why does seawatt bring up seavbo literally all the time. Like I'm not a irl truther but he has brought it up unpromted more than once and that fanart video...

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when mutual tell me two fictional men i dont know had gay sex

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Our Savior.

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So who do YOU think did it 🤨⁉️