#this is mostly a joke

[lunadreamscaper]

Someone should go through and reupload all of VenturianTale’s videos where it’s exactly the same but Jordan or Isaac’s faces is censored if they’re the ones using the webcam lol

[kaninchen-reblogs]

While you’re out arguing whether necromancers or illusionists are more evil, the evocation caster just set 15 people and various nearby inanimate objects on fire, which is a clear breach of Protocol III of The United Nations Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, thus constituting a war crime. In this essay I will —

[that-bitch-kat3]

snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”

like… yeah someone had to

[jon-bongg-jovi]

how to keysmash

for beginner queers

the keysmash is an integral part of being queer. we use it to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, surprise, laughter, happiness, love, and so many more. a proper keysmash is very important.

when you keysmash, you will want it to be primarily composed of home row letters (home row is circled) and short letters (highlighted in red). an example of a home row keysmash looks like this:

shsjdkfjfhs

it is important to include some letters that dip below the text line (highlighted in blue) and tall letters (highlighted in green). this will add some much needed variation to a keysmash composed of only short letters.

a keysmash composed of only short letters looks like this:

asuencoazx

whereas a keysmash composed of all kinds of letters looks like this:

slcoegjcbfrb

note the difference.

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to recap: a perfect keysmash consists of mostly home row letters, and includes plenty of tall letters and letters that extend under the text row.

an example of a good keysmash looks like this:

fdkfbekeheidhxjdbdkxhdkfhdjv

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when keysmashing in all caps, the letter shape rules apply less because they’re all the same size, but you should still keep in mind the home row rule. an example of an all caps keysmash looks like this:

SHSNDJDKDHFKDHDL

enjoy your keysmashing and your queerness!

[they-hermes]

the transformers fandom really needs to talk more about brainstorm as a double agent in order to access decepticon technology for his little science project, because could you imagine? try lifting your hand and name off as many decepticon scientists from the top of your head that aren't just shockwave. who's fucking lab did that man invade? who did have to talk to in order to get his resources? did he have to enlist? did he personally work alongside shockwave? the implications are astounding

[catloverkid00]

I love polls because they give me that same feeling as taking a uquiz. The options lay before me and I get to compare them, like dogs in a dog show. And when I finally determine the best option then I get immediate feedback on how popular my choice was. So I can either feel affirmed because others agree, or feel righteous angor at the foolish masses.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie and Ruth singing "I'm tweeting all about it," Kinda ruins their character. There's no way in hell they use Twitter.

All us nerds are here on Tumblr. They're blogging all about it.

[nose-coffee]

i'm gonna say something and i dont want it to be misconstrued as legitimate criticism, bc all of the fandom artists who have posted maid ianthe are insanely talented and i could never hope to draw as well as them. yet i feel this must be said.

none of you are drawing her feather duster big enough. the stage direction for her feather duster is "enormous". immeditely i am picturing comically large and hard to use. this is because a. i am a theatre bitch who loves farces (and this part of the play is conducted exactly like a farce), and b. i used to be a cleaner. i have much knowledge of feather dusters. trust me when i say it can and, god help me, it MUST be bigger. this has been a psa.

[transmasccofee]

listen. Hear me now. No matter how deep i get in torisai i will Never Never write jealous Teruhashi. I would never in my life want to subject anyone to the fate of Envying Toritsuka. except Takahashi.

[goldrushenthusiast]

yes the movie coming out has left un repairable damage to the character of Coriolanus, but at least the number of snowjanus fics have gone from like 20 to 219 🙏 in the wise words of Maude Ivory, keep on the sunny side and read the fanfiction

[snapdraqons]

an observation from twitter

[angelpuns]

Me when I think of all the cool stuff I have planned for Kid Leo Au:

Vs when I remember that I have to draw all that stuff

[tyrs-right-hand]

Suddenly realising that there are probably a bunch of people that have started listening to Protocol without listening to TMA first. And I just,,, how are you guys holding up? Does this shit make more or less sense without the extra context?

Do you regret listening yet?

[quietbatperson]

The only backstage footage I want to see from All In is how Chuck ended up here.

[jemilyjam]

emily saying “there’s always something about the first… in anything” when talking to rossi about his first wife. is there anything you’d like to share with the class, emily? like a first wlw experience, perhaps? perchance, with jj? are you a lesbian, emily?🤨