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gonna pack in the calories by taking a shot of vegetable oil

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pee

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put my dick in a grilled cheese call that a waffle iron

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i gotta remind myself that i should be opening tumblr and not instagram when i feel like scrolling to keep the fuck away from MeTa and their bs

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i’ve seen porn less gay than this

glorious evolution

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viktor, my hammer, it’s too heavy, you have to hold it

viktor, my hammer is so heavy

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soon as i get a mf tincture im making tiramisu as an edible but my fucking roommate is too busy to go to a dispensary

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Should I post the presentation on tumblr I did for my french class

sadly it’s not a video (not recorded)

Please note: The third option also disrespects the french

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Zuccy: Lets users call women objects and LGBTQ people mentally ill

Tumblr: Flag-color-coordinated pride tags

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THIS TWEET IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY

WHY DID THEY MAKE IT LIKE THAT

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shit so bad on other platforms i’m coming back to tumblr

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I set off Chernobyl (burnt a bag of popcorn) which has caused a nuclear fallout in the area (entire dorm floor smells like burnt popcorn) and I now have a photo of the Elephant’s Foot (the burnt popcorn core)

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no god can save me now

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too late

Changing my url to stevecum or stevecock I fear

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Thank you to everyone who let me eat 100 souls! I was very hungry!

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i have 500 hearts!

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i ate 25 pencils!