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Josh Sauchak Relationship Headcanons !!

A/n: Just posting some Josh Sauchak headcanons @ Midnight cause why tf not? gn!reader!!

Type of fic?: Headcanons

Warnings?: Light swearing, talk of guns, explosive devices, drugs but not really, and sexual topics (NSFW is separated and marked!)

!-! More Under The Cut !-!

Relationship!SFW:

-Physical contact can be a bit weird for him at first and you'll have to wait for him to initiate a lot of the contact, or you'll have to ask so you can know what he's comfortable with

-^After a while though he becomes more comfortable with the thought of it and doesn't mind when you do certain stuff without giving him a heads up first

-Cuddling Josh in the beginning of your relationship was mostly just simple spooning

-^The more your relationship develops the more he enjoys sleeping in the same bed as you

-^^MOST DEFINITELY IS A LITTLE SPOON IDCCCC!!!

-^^^Won't admit it to your face but it is a bit hard for him to fall asleep without you there

-Kissing is something he grows to enjoy over time

-^He prefers cheek or forehead kisses more than mouth to mouth kisses

-^^If you do kiss him on the mouth he'd rather them be short and sweet

-His PDA levels are usually very dependent on where he is

-^In pure open day public it is very low, he'll let you hold his hand but that's pretty much it.

-^^In HQ he's a bit more lenient; he'll let you kiss him and hug him and all just don't be embarrassing

-Do not bother him when he's working oh my godddd

-If you talk to him while he's working he'll respond back but he'd much rather prefer it if you didn't try to talk to him right now

-He'll ask you to bring him energy drinks while he's working

-^You have to monitor how much he has cause he will chug them like water

-Getting him to take breaks by bringing him lunch

-Dates with Josh usually happen in HQ or in your apartments

-He's a picky eater for sureeee also textures can mess him up

-^If his pancakes are too soggy from the syrup cause he took too long to get off his computer, he can't eat them

-If you home cook good meals for him he'll be so goddamn happy

-^Will ask you to make him food ALL THE TIME

-^^Hates eating fast food after eating your meals everyday but he'll do it if you can't cook for whatever reason :(

-If you do physical hacks for Dedsec like Marcus he'll be worried for your safety

-^Gives you awkward hugs before you go off on a mission and then tells you to be careful

-^^Poor baby can't stand seeing you get hurt, if he's watching over cams and you and Marcus are getting shot at he has to look away

-^^^He still hears everything through comms though and if you get hurt he'll frantically look for a way to help from his position at base

-If you come back from a mission hurt he's immediately on you with a medkit, guiding you to the couch so he can help with your wounds

-Even though he's worried he'll still scold you if you complain or whine (If the injury isn't that bad)

-^ "Yeah, well, you wouldn't be in pain if you'd just listened to me and waited"

-If your injuries are serious he'll try and convince the team to bring you to the hospital

-^If they can't cause of some cTOS shit then he'll hover over you

-^^Will move his computer near wherever you're resting so he can work and watch you at the same time

-If you work with explosives and destructive materials like Wrench he's definitely scared of and for you

-^Every little hiss of pain initially has him on alert but after a while he knows it's just you fucking with burning wires

-If he hears an explosion from your room or little space in HQ he'll check on you immediately

-If you ever lose something like a finger while messing with explosives he is totally apprehensive about you working with explosives after that

-^He will be trying to convince you to stop and pick up hacking a bit more or something else that's less dangerous but still helpful

-Jokes fly over his head half the time because of his Aspergers so it can take him a minute to get them

-Once he does get the joke he'll laugh to himself and might even repeat it back to you

-If you say "I love you" to him first he'll probably stare at you for a second while fighting back a smile that eventually slips by anyway and will nod

-^He might not say it back right away but when he does he'll mean it.

-If he says "I love you" to you first he's probably high off his ass at a festival or something 💀

-No but seriously, if he says it first he'll probably say it while looking down, he'll fidget a bit as he waits for your response

-If you don't say I love you back to him after he tells you he can overthink it for a little while

-If you do say it back after he tells you he'll be very happy and very smiley

-If you ask him to take off his beanie he'll just deadpan stare at you for at least a minute before looking around and asking why

-^You say you wanna see his hair and he just...slowly...removes it..?

-^^Has totally slept with the beanie but if he does take it off he doesn't mind you messing with his hair but it's far too short for you to do anything like braiding or putting it up

-If he randomly walks up to you and shoves his face into your back or chest and hugs you HUG HIM BACK RIGHT AWAYYYYYHDYWGDIWB

-^He only does that when he's overstimulated or very very tired and its usually the latter

-If he's overstimulated for any reason just try and get him away from the area and to a more quiet one and comfort him as he needs

-Definitely on the aro/ace spectrum

-^It's not that he can't feel romantic attraction he's just more Adfomantic/Aliquaromantic (he can only feel romantic attraction in certain circumstances)

-^^It's the same thing for him when it comes to him being ace, it's not that he can't feel it but he needs to have a strong connection to feel any sexual attraction

-Luckily he has a very strong connection to you 😉

Relationship!NSFW:

-As stated above, he is on the ace spectrum so it was probably a little while into the relationship before you guys had any sexual interaction

-If you had a conversation about having sex with him before he was comfortable he'd probably realize in that moment that he's on the ace spectrum whether it was you who suggested it or not

-The sexual attraction probably grew over time

-When he was officially ready he'd go out of his way to buy condoms before telling you

-^He just like randomly leaves at sundown and then comes back at night while you're in the kitchen or something and tells you then that he's ready

-If you're up for it that night then cool but if not then he'll probably schedule a time when you both are free

-^He'd prefer if it were soon so he doesn't overthink it too much and change his mind

-Whether he's topping or not he'd definitely want things to go a little slow at first but would get/would ask to get faster as time goes on

-Josh has breathy moans for sure, in fact you might not even hear him until he cums

-Finds out he has a praise kink

-Lovessss it when you praise him, he loves to pleasure you and that soon becomes his focus whenever you two have sex

-Doesn't really mind getting or giving head but he kinda likes giving more than receiving

-Isn't really that sexually adventurous but if you beg him enough to try anything he might give it a go- but, if he doesn't like it you'll owe him

-If you want him to degrade you he'll try his best but praises may slip every now and then

-Post nut clarity hits him HARDDDDD

-If he has cum on him after sex it will drive him crazy after a while and he'll have to get up and clean it off

-If you want to cuddle after sex he's down, in fact half the time he crashes anyway especially if you were rougher on him

-His sex drive is also relatively low!

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