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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

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Yesterday I had a dream where I got turned into a chair by a wizard, I sat in his basement with one of my friends who was also a chair for some reason

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I saw someone with a glucose monitor walking in front of me and I saw their monitor and thought "wow their pancreas is really small"

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My cat looks so cute in this seasoning box

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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me if I was a vampire

“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

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