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I'm not even gonna lie bestie...

How I’m feeling rk

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The way you're not even exaggerating 😔

How I’m feeling rk

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A common misconception about the Lestercy au is that Lester's looks are the only thing that makes Percy's friends and family dislike him but I can assure y'all that if Lester looked like his Apollo self they still wouldn't fuck with him, they just wouldn't make his looks the entire reason

Reasons they still wouldn't fuck with Lester (or Apollo) even if he was hot

He's dating Percy

He has thousands of pictures of himself on instagram (why are you, as a man, posting that many aesthetic pictures of yourself?)

Looks like a player

Asked Percy to be his girlfriend one week into taking and everyone felt that was way too soon

He's very romantic with her, but from the outside it kind of looks like love-bombing

Is friendly but since he's hot as hell that comes off as being as being flirty and why is he flirting with other people when he has a girlfriend??? Whore

He's an attractive son of Zeus, no one believes he's the faithful boyfriend he actually is

He's dating Percy

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Hiii, I was wondering if Rachel is by any chance "famous" on TikTok (if it were on now) and Percy would participate from time to time, I just think about people wondering who is the pretty girl that Rachel is with.

i can see people filling up Rachel's ask box to ask about Percy. And Rachel is using this to her advantage, not in a bad way, just so her videos can reach more of her audience.

and I can also see her making videos talking about conservation, animal rights and environmentalism.

If she was not before, now she is.

Just Rachel talking about environmental issues while her omg "how is she real, is she single" friend is on-screen because people's attention span is so bad these days that they only pay attention to stuff if there's a really hot person around

Video of Percy swimming with the fishes while Rachel narrates how bad the oil industry is destroying marine bio diversity, it's her most viewed video and all profits go to charity

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It was how Rick decided it'd go 🤷🏽 once again I have many issues with the Roman storyline. But yeah, Roman Apollo doesn't even have a temple in New Rome

I read a m/m Perpollo fic where Apollo and his Roman self where two seperate people basically.

His Roman self was stricter, wore a UNIFORM to work because he considered driving the sun chariot an honour nd had a British accent for no other reason than the fact that it sounded proper.

Not to steal the other author's idea but ever since then I couldn't get the idea of Apollo's Roman Self being a seperate body and personality part of the same entity our of my head.

What makes the thing extra Hillarious is the fact that our precious boi Greek Apollo thinks he's a total DORK!

Maybe u can make ur own take of Roman Apollo. He obviously doesn't know the love fest his Greek self is in rn. But as soon as he's caught up I know he'd absolutely SEETHE in Jealousy over his lesser Greek self (his words not mine) just basking in all of Percy's attention all to himself. Lol.

This has to be some kind of discrimination right? All Apollo lives matter! ✊🏿

Ok, I actually have opinions about how Rick handled Apollo's roman aspect in canon that my friends are probably tired hearing me ranting about on discord that I won't get into today but let it be known that I LOVE the idea of them being separate people so I'll share something I was thinking about If I ever wrote Forget Me Not that far

Greek Apollo is an Olympian, one of THE major gods in his side of the pantheon, there's no doubt that as far as gods go he's one of the most important ones

Roman Apollo is a minor god, doesn't even have a temple in Rome because those guys would rather focus on the military or whatever the hell they have going on. Bro doesn't even have any demigods in Rome (closest thing to that being Octavian who's a legacy)

Percy is dating Greek Apollo and while she is very much into any version of her man she knows Apollo enough to know that he would have a crash of epic proportions if she ever got with someone else, that includes another version of him.

If Greek Apollo and Roman Apollo are pretty much the same person and the only thing that changes is how much they're worshipped on their respective sides of the pantheon, how much do you want to bet that Roman Apollo would think that the reason Percy "doesn't want him" is because he's not a major god? Bro doesn't even have a temple, how can he expect that she'd let him enter 😔🙏 (god that was bad)

Yes, Roman Apollo thinks he's being discriminated against and he WILL cry about it

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One thing I love about Percy is that she genuinely does not know how to shoot her shot when she's actually interested in someone, but she's drop dead gorgeous so her showing interest/not telling you to kick rocks already counts for something

For example, in the Lestercy au, Percy's version of shooting her shot with Lester was giving him her phone number and returning his energy when he immediately started to flirt with her through text

In Forget Me Not? Percy shot her shot with Apollo by not immediately shooting him down when he started to offer her archery lessons

Babygirl flirts by allowing you to flirt with her and I think that's beautiful

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I read a m/m Perpollo fic where Apollo and his Roman self where two seperate people basically.

His Roman self was stricter, wore a UNIFORM to work because he considered driving the sun chariot an honour nd had a British accent for no other reason than the fact that it sounded proper.

Not to steal the other author's idea but ever since then I couldn't get the idea of Apollo's Roman Self being a seperate body and personality part of the same entity our of my head.

What makes the thing extra Hillarious is the fact that our precious boi Greek Apollo thinks he's a total DORK!

Maybe u can make ur own take of Roman Apollo. He obviously doesn't know the love fest his Greek self is in rn. But as soon as he's caught up I know he'd absolutely SEETHE in Jealousy over his lesser Greek self (his words not mine) just basking in all of Percy's attention all to himself. Lol.

This has to be some kind of discrimination right? All Apollo lives matter! ✊🏿

Ok, I actually have opinions about how Rick handled Apollo's roman aspect in canon that my friends are probably tired hearing me ranting about on discord that I won't get into today but let it be known that I LOVE the idea of them being separate people so I'll share something I was thinking about If I ever wrote Forget Me Not that far

Greek Apollo is an Olympian, one of THE major gods in his side of the pantheon, there's no doubt that as far as gods go he's one of the most important ones

Roman Apollo is a minor god, doesn't even have a temple in Rome because those guys would rather focus on the military or whatever the hell they have going on. Bro doesn't even have any demigods in Rome (closest thing to that being Octavian who's a legacy)

Percy is dating Greek Apollo and while she is very much into any version of her man she knows Apollo enough to know that he would have a crash of epic proportions if she ever got with someone else, that includes another version of him.

If Greek Apollo and Roman Apollo are pretty much the same person and the only thing that changes is how much they're worshipped on their respective sides of the pantheon, how much do you want to bet that Roman Apollo would think that the reason Percy "doesn't want him" is because he's not a major god? Bro doesn't even have a temple, how can he expect that she'd let him enter 😔🙏 (god that was bad)

Yes, Roman Apollo thinks he's being discriminated against and he WILL cry about it

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Apollo having the worst case of cuteness agression when it comes to Percy canon

I have to learn how to draw chibi so I picked a base from Pinterest lol

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Apollo, when he and Percy make it official: okay I got a ring, I’ve got the wedding venue, I’ve got the bride price for Poseidon to be traditional and I’ve got the flowers for Sally when I ask for her blessing, I’ve got Artemis as my best man, I’ve got the-

Percy, when she and Apollo make it official: okay so maybe I won’t die a virgin in less than a year

Apollo planning their wedding and layout of their maritial home while Percy tries to figure out the logistics of doing him on her twin bed without waking up her mom and stepdad on the next room

Alternatively

Percy: I think I'm ready for the next step

Apollo, eyes shinning: You are? I've been meaning to ask you, but I wouldn't want to assume—

Percy: Yeah, I am, I'm a bit nervous because it's a first for me, but I trust you

Apollo: Thank you for your trust, my love eagerly kissing her I swear you'll have the best wedding in existence

Percy: Excuse me?

Apollo: Well, not just the wedding, but the best marriage overall, it's just that I've been planning our cerimony for the longest time and—

Percy: Cerimony

Apollo, eager: Yes? Want to see my planner? It's actually my Pinterest board, but I printed out since you can't use the internet

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Chapters: 13/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Apollo/Percy Jackson, Apollo/Hyacinthus (Past), Percy Jackson/Hyacinthus (one-sided), Apollo & Artemis (Percy Jackson), Artemis & Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase & Percy Jackson, Rachel Elizabeth Dare & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Drew Tanaka, Silena Beauregard & Percy Jackson, Percy Jackson & Clarisse La Rue, Apollo & Hermes & Percy Jackson Characters: Percy Jackson, Apollo (Percy Jackson), Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Hyacinthus (mentioned) - Character, Artemis (Percy Jackson), Thalia Grace (Percy Jackson), Grover Underwood, Zoë Nightshade (Percy Jackson), Bianca di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson), Luke Castellan, Hermes (Percy Jackson), Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Original Characters, Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), Paul Blofis, Drew Tanaka, Michael Yew, Camp Half-Blood Campers (Percy Jackson), Silena Beauregard, Clarisse La Rue, Connor Stoll, Travis Stoll, Athena (Percy Jackson), Ares (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Dionysus (Percy Jackson), Demeter (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Hestia (Percy Jackson), Hephaestus (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Female Percy Jackson, Moral Ambiguity, Age Difference, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Obsession, Percy Jackson Needs a Hug, The dark tags are not between perpollo, Percy has a crush on a historical figure, Simp Apollo (Percy Jackson), Possessive Behavior, POV Alternating, POV Percy Jackson, POV Apollo (Percy Jackson), Attractive Percy Jackson, Smitten Apollo (Percy Jackson), Female Friendship, Oblivious Percy Jackson Summary:

It's a feat, Percy thinks, to be so obviously a warrior yet be remembered because of how much someone loved you

 Or how Percy, months before she has to face the Titans and her own death, found a way to live forever

13th chapter of forget me not posted today ❤️

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This won't change anything in your life or add anything useful to your post, just wanted to show why my sleep addled brain tried to associate public hangings to dress to impress for 2 full minutes before realizing It was an ad.

no more white men on youtube making capitalist propaganda, bring back public hangings

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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over

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I hate hospital food or just eating food other people cooked, but I found out that if I'm hungry enough I'll eat whatever to fuel me for the next day

With that in mind, I'm pretty sure I'd end up resorting to cannibalism in a post-apocaliptic world

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Plot twist is that Percy is the only person with a normal hotness level, the issue is that everyone else around her has really high standards bc demigods tend to run on supermodel pretty, gods choose the hottest forms they can think of and everyone naturally looks a little worse than they actually are next to her 😔

At some point Zues is gonna get tired if Apollo almost burning the whole world everytime percy does something unintentionally sexy.

It's part of the reason why he turned him into Lester tbh. I mean. Yeah he needed someone to blame abt the whole second great prophecy shit but also? He had to force Apollo to control his reactions and turning him into a human (while coincidentally taking away his power to do shit like that in the first place) was a nice bonus.

He also wanted to punish Apollo for focusing so much on his girlfriend so he made him the opposite of the girl's type so he could get dumped and finally lock in...sadly he either overestimated Percy's standards or underestimated her love for Apollo so now he's obligated to see the abomination that is a baddie like Percy with Lester... he's Lester

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At some point Zues is gonna get tired if Apollo almost burning the whole world everytime percy does something unintentionally sexy.

It's part of the reason why he turned him into Lester tbh. I mean. Yeah he needed someone to blame abt the whole second great prophecy shit but also? He had to force Apollo to control his reactions and turning him into a human (while coincidentally taking away his power to do shit like that in the first place) was a nice bonus.

He also wanted to punish Apollo for focusing so much on his girlfriend so he made him the opposite of the girl's type so he could get dumped and finally lock in...sadly he either overestimated Percy's standards or underestimated her love for Apollo so now he's obligated to see the abomination that is a baddie like Percy with Lester... he's Lester

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She's trying to her best but she's only a girl and how she's supposed to cope when she has a boyfriend as hot as Lester? Exactly 🙄 (She's the only person alive who thinks that about him)

Lester wasn't made to deny his girlfriend whatever she wants, I fear, bro's down to get cannibalized if Percy felt like it, so imagine if she wanted to eat him up in some other way?

And yeah, Teenaged pregnancy would not be a good look fr

okay but Apollo being the one to go “awOOOOGA” over Percy is so valid and Percy being all “hellOOOOOOOOO NURSE” over Apollo/lester is understandable

It truly is, they're both extremely down bad for one another and I find that beautiful

Apollo down bad like one if those cartoon wolves seeing a really hot female character but he's a god so his reactions are more extreme and yet he considers himself reasonably restrained as he hasn't tried to kidnap her yet

Percy with Apollo is down bad in a way she's staring at the very real risk of turning into a plant, thinking "Meh, demigods live short lives anyway" and diving head first into those blonde infested waters

Lester's down bad in a teenaged type of way, he's liable to walk into walls, trip over his own shoes, he draws their wedding invitations on his spare time, he's also that meme "My girlfriend is mad at me, hope I die"

Meanwhile, Percy with Lester is down bad in a way that she gets concerned over because if she doesn't control herself she'll jump his bones.

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Apollo is Percy's teacher.

If he ever saw her in a school uniform he will. Infact. Die.

In the Lestercy AU she goes to some boarding school right? Do they wear uniforms there?

First god to die of a heart attack and they don't even have hearts 😔🙏

Percy's school in the Lestercy has a uniform and I imagine it's something like this.

Only that the skirt is a lot longer, being just a bit bellow knee lenght . They also have the option of wearing a sweater vest instead of the blazer, though some girls like to pair both up bc they think it looks cute.

The uniform has a winter and summer version. The winter version is a lot thicker because NYC winters are cruel and instead of a sweater vest the girls have a sweater with the school's logo, as an option to wear they also scarvers with their dorm's colors and they also wear black tights underneath their skirts.

The summer version of the uniform is a lot simpler, the fabrics are lighter, they still have to wear tights but many girls foregone them depending on how hot It is, just like how it's not uncommon for them to ditch both the sweater vest and the blazer to just wear the skirt and the white button up top, though you're liable to get dresscoded if you ditch the tie and leave a few buttons of you top open because let's have some decorum ladies s/