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EAT YA WHEAT BITS, STANLEY. 

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More Stancest~

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don’t be afraid to have a parasocial relationship with me. i’m in love with You. yes You.

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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made him too handsome again

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Alright Im still on the Coast Guard Stan grind excuse me.

Because I do not think, that there is any way, that Stanley Pines would just. Fall in line and be a good solider.

That man has a mouth and the snark to rival literally all of New York there's no way.

There's a thing in Coast Guard training called being on Probation or Probationary period. It is most simply, a way to correct mistakes or bad behavior. You can be put on probation by a ranking officer and its a sign to OTHER ranking officers that "hey, this person needs some "extra help." Aka more scrutiny and questioning" its basically a punishment for minor offenses.

Like running your mouth.

Stan Pines is "on probation" so much that the red belt is basically just part of his uniform now. The man cannot stop cracking jokes when he definitely, absolutely should not be cracking jokes.

Now here's the thing, Stan would do really well at basically everything else in training.

Hes a good swimmer. A great swimmer, even, and he's been doing it all his life. He's strong, boxer strong and wide as hell despite being on the shorter side of recruits, and he's stubborn as all hell. He doesn't give up, he works well in a team, he's loyal to a fault and he does actually follow directions well.

He just wont. Shut up.

It gets to the point where, he's made so many jokes (and been sent to redo weeks of training, to RAMP, on probation, etc etc) that the officers in charge just sort of. Give up. Oh they still reprimand him, make no mistake, but the jokes are expected at this point, and secretly? A little appreciated.

A senior petty officer tells the company that today is a day of marksmanship, and that every member of the Coast Guard should know how to handle and fire classic weaponry.

Recruit Stan Pines asks, in full formal address with the titles (and at full volume, as per basic training) if Sir, are we going to be shooting the ocean sir?

The Senior petty officer tells him that will be two extra days of probation.

Recruit Stan Pines says, again in full formal address and at volume, Sir, thank you sir, I think the red belt looks slimming sir.

The senior petty officer has to turn around so no one can see him laugh.

(Now you may be asking, WHY is Stan doing this, clearly he knows that all of this gets him in trouble, but the truth of the matter is that Stan is simply having too much fun to care.)

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stanley pines why are you a walking tragedy

i’m trying to play around with color more but i’m not good at mixing my line art with color :( it always looks wonky…

ref photo + inspo quote + no txt version under the cut

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shanklin is so cuuute ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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CAN WE TALK ?

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God what I would give for an adult Crampelter moment with Stancest.

Something like the boys sail to New Jersey and stop at their home town for nostalgia and to restock. They split up tasks and Ford gets grocery duty. So he's by himself down the aisle and runs into Crampelter, who is stunned to see Ford. And Ford's mind is RUNNING!

For all of his experiences and travels and existential horrors he's come across, something about his childhood bully makes him sweat. It's a stupid fear response that he can't let go and it drives him crazy. He fought a literal demon and yet the aging face of a little boy who used to call him names makes him wanna run back to the boat.

But he doesn't. They have polite conversation. Ford is tight-lipped and Crampelter is talking easy about his family and his retirement with the misses. Old people talk. For a moment, Ford starts to feel that tension pass. And then he feels a little silly. They're ancient now compared to when they were kids, of course they would have grown past the hormonal and dated behaviors. He responds to Crampelter's question about his life, and he feels proud of what he tells him. His education, his research, his family. He's about to tell him about the boat when Crampelter makes a remark about Stanley. And it hits him that Stan is technically dead to these people.

Crampelter responds with something that Ford feels ashamed of because he knows at one point in his life, he would have agreed with him. Him agreeing with Crampelter of all people! Hell would have to freeze over before he would ever agree to even the mere notion of it now.

Crampelter responded with how his Pa made the right decision to kick out Stanley. How he truly was weighting him down, seeing how Ford himself was so accomplished and Stan had been dead in the ground 30 odd years. It's then Ford realizes that Crampelter never really changed. He was still the hometown bully he had always been. Ford tells Crampelter to go fuck himself and checks out. Crampelter calls him a six-fingered freak to his back. And Ford is 8 again on the beach, sun burnt and ashamed. He doesn't turn around.

Back on the boat with their groceries, Stan is already in the galley picking up the mess from morning breakfast. And it takes all but a few steps before Ford is flinging himself in Stan's arms, sobbing. He feels so angry, so stupid, so scared, so guilty, so ashamed. He's well into his adulthood, gone through hell and back, and is now living his best life with the love of his life. And a few words from an old foe has him wanting to turn tail and curl into the one person he knows would have always protected him.

Stan takes them to their room and Fords tells him about his sighting and how he's frustrated with himself. He hates feeling this way and wishes it would stop. He feels like he should have stood up for himself more, for Stan more, but he didn't. He feels like every scenario he ever conjured up about confronting his bully just went up in flames at the diaster that chance meeting was. Stan tells him that they could be well into their 90s and he would still protect Ford from the so called "jerk of the week". Stan takes pride that Ford got so far as to tell him to go fuck himself; Ford feels a little foolish that he got so unsophisticated. He wanted a proper battle of wit, instead he just turned to insults and swears. Stan tells him not to worry about Crampelter, he's always been dumb as a pile of rocks, they know what the truth is. Ford calms down later on in the day and Ford forgets about it by the time they're about to leave.

On their last day, Stan has to go make an emergency trip to the pharmacy before setting sail. Ford let's him go and studies a few more possible anomaly sightings. Maybe even calls Fiddleford about their time back home (and his run in with Crampelter and how that went, which Fiddleford would give him some good insight to childhood trauma and bullying) Stan comes back in a rush and seems very eager to get out of the marina, so with Ford, they untie and start to drift out. However, from the boardwalk, a man is running toward the dock with a few police officers behind him. Ford looks over and its Crampelter, swearing up a storm and two disgruntled officers, which he realizes were his old lakeys in school. The last thing he hears is Crampelter shouting, "God damn you, Pines! You no good fucking freaks!" And behind him, Stan is laughing. Ford finds out that there was no pharmacy run. He was on the hunt for Crampelter to confront him for his behavior. Stan did, scaring Crampelter almost half to death as he was a dead man. Their argument got explosive for a bit just before Stan gave him his trusty ol' left hook. He also stole his wallet and car keys for good measure. They flipped Crampelter and his goonies the middle finger before disappearing further into the ocean.

Ford couldn't stop kissing Stan silly for the rest of the day.

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kissy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this is the cutest thing in gravity falls

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its true mustaches and slutty chest hair will always get me in the end

Salesmen Outfit - Day 2 of Stan Dress Up Week

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