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i installed someone's core engine that was required for a very small thing i wanted (special sounds while climbing) but by complete coincidence it has a method that i needed for something else (pulling a random entry from an array) so let's hear it for happy coincidences

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Remember the World of Tanks simulator? It got an upgrade.

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To my mind, the main advantage of Big Stupid Tables over generative content is that generative models must, by the nature of how the technology operates, produce outputs that are statistically likely to appear in their training data, while the outputs of a well-constructed set of dice lookup tables may principally consist of combinations of elements never before attempted on account of being dumb as hell.

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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today's funny happening from script exploration: wanted to implement weapon upgrading with a dark souls style system and found that someone had already done upgrading weapons (hard) and then someone else had come in and added upgrading weapons with items (even harder) but had stumbled on working said items into the upgrade cost dialogue (i figured out how to do this in ten minutes)

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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Made a sticker to celebrate 100% achievements

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easily the funniest part of the wigan kebab video is that the guy who's walking in like he's just stepped into an alien planet is from liverpool and lives, at maximum, an hour's drive away

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Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

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(2021)

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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In your average city builder, you play as an almighty God Mayor who does not have to listen or interact at all with his citizens, he has complete power of life and death over them and can shape the city at will. Except for Traffic, the most powerful force in the universe and the only thing that actually matters to simulate in a city simulator. Everything else is just a backdrop for Traffic.