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the problem is whatever we think about Dan and Phil TM the reality of dan and phil is 1000 times worse.

we think “dan thinks blonde phil is hot” reality is dan literally fainted and broke a lamp. we think “phil misses dan while he’s on tour” reality is he had a breakdown and dyed the phouse green. we think “they’ve been together 15 years that’s so aspirational.” dan says god literally put us on this earth to come together just like ranch. and we just have to deal with that.

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How is this an actual thing dan has said like

not even gonna touch the second answer but the "two immortal people who have known each other for a thousand lifetimes" bit goes crazy

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Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

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does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes

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we have been phed. they're serving cunt. i adore them, i am ALIVE. whisker me up and call me mommy

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nice

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unironically singing along to the internet is here baby me is sobbing uncontrollably whilst whiskering myself

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“...honestly, we’re very thankful that the world is in a place right now where we both could have been so vulnerable and it was accepting.” - Daniel Howell, Attitude Magazine

remake of my old gifset

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THE PHATHER THE DAD AND THE PHOLY GHOST.

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I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.

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Okay I've done a lot of research to find old mcr posters to print and hang on my wall and since I spent hours on finding them I figured I might as well post them here so yeah enjoy :)

...yeah this is going to be long

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No, it's not cringy it's fucking genius.

Tumblr staff understands its fucking userbase in a way Elon Musk will never understand Twitter.

Beating a dead horse into the ground is a supernatural reference.

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

This is just good.

This is speaking the language fluently.

Twitter is not fucking prepared.

I love and hate you all.

Be happy and DIE.

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this is a very convoluted way of saying touch grass

I think Americans need to understand how normal it is in other countries to have extremely limited hours of operation to ensure the sanity and health of workers are kept in tact. We are so accustomed and entitled to demanding people’s time that we forget that they’re… y’know… people

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porn is back

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it’s like. I used to think my autism didn’t really include the need for routine but what I’ve found is that when it’s a Planned divergence in routine that’s fine (going on trips etc) and when I can Choose to divert my routine bc I know I can handle it that’s also fine (like deciding to go out for drinks or deciding to go to a movie or deciding to change dinner plans). but when Other People or Circumstances change my routine without prior warning that’s when my brain goes absolutely fucking insane.

and I feel like that’s not talked about enough bc I’ve always seen “needs routine” represented as someone who is unwilling to divert from their routine when like. no it’s absolutely fine just as long as I’m the one deciding when and how to divert it or I’ve been given plenty of advance warning that it’ll be changing.

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