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^ Me rn /pos

I LOVE IT when my little guys get to interact with other little guys. It's like giving them enrichment.

Also, this was in my "stick figure violence reaction images" folder as well and I think it fits.

If I had a nickel for every Speakerman OC who was seperated from their faction for a large majority of their early years, are considered weird by other Speakers, have a slightly worrying obsession with weapons, have questionable mental health, and have a fancy suit. I'd have two nickels.

And yet Right and Foley are so, so different as characters.

Anyways Right (my Speakerman oc who I think you know of? Not 100% sure) likes finding quiet and safe nooks and crannies to hide in. I like to think that if he ever, unfortunately for him, found himself napping under one of the filming industry's desks or smth, him and Foley would go rolling around the lab like a pair of cartoon cats fighting. Right would of course lose within seconds, Foley has the home field advantage.

(I honestly just want to know how Foley would react to meeting Right, idc if you actually draw anything /gen)

There are several scenarios if Foley meets Right:

Flashes his weapons and gets tangled in a fight until someone breaks them up

Finding Right hiding in his smithing furnace, grabs him by the collar like a cat does to a kitten, punts him out of his office

Being nice and giving a bunch of knives to Right, punts him out of his office

Grabs Right out of the furnace and shoves him under Styrofilm’s office desk instead

“WHO WANTS SOME QUALITY TIME WITH DADDY?” Basically, it's just Foley being weird.

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the most mortifying part about posting abt your ocs is posting about your ocs

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This again. I look at this at least twice a week. It brings me so much joy. Impress me, catboy.

Hi hello :) important question, would any of the filming industry buy suspicious explosives and various other weaponry from a very trustworthy robot catboy salesman (felix)? He sells many wares, mostly things he finds while scavenging (weapons, supplies, materials, etc.) or trades for, as well as his very own homemade explosives! I feel like at least one of your ocs would buy something from his shop, or at least have him let them know when he gets his grubby little paws on certain things they might be interested in buying

I think I've talked about Felix with you? If not, feel free to ignore this (or look him up on the disc/dm me, if you want) /gen /nf

To be fair, the Filming Industry doesn't need much support in resources since the Alliance science department is providing all of the materials they need.

But Foley would like to check out the store, not for necessities, but solely for kicks... and roasting.

He is the authenticator for the Filming Industry, and unfortunately, that sarcastic side of them never changes.

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Tiny guys.......... I love them....................

tiny titans

ttvm is MADDDDD

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DAFUQ PLEASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL IF YOU ADD THIS SCENE PLEASE GIVE MY BOY MORE OF THE SPOTLIGHT HE DESERVES IT HES SO SILLY PLEASE PLEASE IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE I NEED IT

Hey guess who's not dead

I was thinking, and Dafuq has the chance to do a really fucking cool thing (in my professional opinion).

TSM and Gtoilet are on the same side with TTVM on the opposite side again. If TSM lures TTVM/Watchman of deez nuts or whatever into a trap, and helping gtoilet jump him, it would be so good. Like, the angst possibilities.

TSM is hurting his friend again, but this time of his own choice. Or is it a choice? He has control of his body, sure, but at what point does he have no choice? If TTVM is attacking him and poses an extremely dangerous threat to not just him but the entire Alliance.. is it really a choice to fight him?

And to fight him with an enemy. Someone who forced him to fight, who puppeteered his body for who knows how long. Made him kill his own people- made his own people scared of him.

Anyways I will pay Dafuq $5 to actually add this scene. No more and no less.

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Hey guess who's not dead

I was thinking, and Dafuq has the chance to do a really fucking cool thing (in my professional opinion).

TSM and Gtoilet are on the same side with TTVM on the opposite side again. If TSM lures TTVM/Watchman of deez nuts or whatever into a trap, and helping gtoilet jump him, it would be so good. Like, the angst possibilities.

TSM is hurting his friend again, but this time of his own choice. Or is it a choice? He has control of his body, sure, but at what point does he have no choice? If TTVM is attacking him and poses an extremely dangerous threat to not just him but the entire Alliance.. is it really a choice to fight him?

And to fight him with an enemy. Someone who forced him to fight, who puppeteered his body for who knows how long. Made him kill his own people- made his own people scared of him.

Anyways I will pay Dafuq $5 to actually add this scene. No more and no less.

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Fic about my OC! I'm gonna start posting more various stuff I've written about my OCs (it's mostly Right. Also, yeah, this is becoming an oc blog now I think)

Yeah I write

*revs my engine and goes careening off a cliff into the English channel*

(TW for death/murder and self deprecating thoughts)

"Help.. help me..."

Right croaked from his hiding spot beneath some rubble. After a few moments he heard footsteps and quieted down.

A Cameraman came hurrying into the alleyway, searching the piles of rubble

"Hello?? Where are you? Are you okay??"

He hated this part.

He hated hearing the genuine concern in the units voices as they searched for someone they thought was their ally.

He hated that if he ever truly found himself in this situation, nobody would save him when he called for help.

Right waited until the Cameraman had turned to look a different direction before creeping out of his hiding spot, knife raised in preparation for the kill.

Maybe- maybe it was fair.

If he didn't get that concern and worry, why should anyone else?

If you fail and get hurt, you don't deserve help.

Maybe he just wanted to make himself feel better.

The knife easily peirced the casing of the Cameramans head. He caught the body as it fell limp, carefully setting it down so as to avoid making any sounds.

Then he practiced a bit.

"Where are you? Hello? I need help- I need help over here. I need help over here."

Right continued repeating the words until he had almost perfectly replicated the Cameramans voice.

Then he moved the body out of view, crept back into his hiding spot, and called out

"I need help over here!!"

Another set of footsteps made their way down the alley.

He tightened his grip on the knife.

He didn't deserve the help.

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Hi hello :) important question, would any of the filming industry buy suspicious explosives and various other weaponry from a very trustworthy robot catboy salesman (felix)? He sells many wares, mostly things he finds while scavenging (weapons, supplies, materials, etc.) or trades for, as well as his very own homemade explosives! I feel like at least one of your ocs would buy something from his shop, or at least have him let them know when he gets his grubby little paws on certain things they might be interested in buying

I think I've talked about Felix with you? If not, feel free to ignore this (or look him up on the disc/dm me, if you want) /gen /nf

To be fair, the Filming Industry doesn't need much support in resources since the Alliance science department is providing all of the materials they need.

But Foley would like to check out the store, not for necessities, but solely for kicks... and roasting.

He is the authenticator for the Filming Industry, and unfortunately, that sarcastic side of them never changes.

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OHHH MY LITTLE GUY!!! HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM!!!!

Gift for @titan-speakerman-shitposts

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I must draw ur oc, aka Right. He's so silly

YES!! HES THE SILLIEST GUY.

He's just a little creature and I love him so and I would genuinely explode (/pos ofc) if you drew him

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Yes, he does in fact purr.

Here's some drawings and facts about my favourite little guy, Right!

He relies entirely on echolocation, so he has no idea that the stripe on his head is actually glow in the dark

He's a silly guy. His tail, though he's missing half of it, is quite expressive!

He's also a little guy

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Here's some drawings and facts about my favourite little guy, Right!

He relies entirely on echolocation, so he has no idea that the stripe on his head is actually glow in the dark

He's a silly guy. His tail, though he's missing half of it, is quite expressive!

He's also a little guy

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Who's your fave lil guy out of all your OCs? :3 - Lens/Birdie

It'd have to be Right. I love them all equally, but Right.. he's my little guy. My fucked up creature. He's also got the most relationships with other people's ocs :) which makes me happy because I love talking about how my creatures would interact with my friends creatures

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Screw it, asks open!

They can be anything, questions about my thoughts and/or headcanons about TSM (or any ST character), funny ideas you had, and, the big one

OC stuff!

That's right, for the low low price of free, you can ask me about my fucked up creations!

Here's some more about them

RIGHT (he/him

Right (full name being Righthand) is a very odd Speakerman. He does various odd jobs for the Skibidis, and hia only real goal is to prove his worth to them. Failure means he isn't worth keeping around. His backstory is that he was a sort of experiment for a less than humane Skibidi Scientist named Exploit (nicknamed Sploit via a funny misunderstanding). How did Right get to this point? That's a good question. He couldn't tell you. He's loyal to the Skibidis because that's what he can remember. His life has always been like this, and though Sploit is adamant that Hardwares cannot truly feel emotions and only fake them to manipulate and calm living beings, he loves his faction.

Because they're his family, obviously. And he can't leave his family.

FELIX (he/him)

A sort-of-TVman who can and will try and sell you garbage. He defected from the Alliance after a.. minor incident that caused the death of another unit, fleeing before he even knew what his punishment would be. Nowadays, he runs a shop that's strictly neutral grounds. His main products are explosive-relates weapons, but he buys and sells whatever he can get his grubby little paws on. He could give you an hour long sales pitch on why you should trade him your fancy knife for this cute Hello Kitty key chain (and he might even convince you). He's also got two pet pigeons named Molotov and Nitroglycerin that he loves very much.

VENUSTAS (he/they)

Venustas is.. skittish. His current job is a sort of janitory/maintenence person. They were infected by a parasite almost directly after the TVs joined the Alliance, and was the reason the Skibidis managed to reverse engineer teleportation (via studying him). He's since been cured, but is seen as a failure by many of the TVs and constantly fears being reinfected. They have something similar to OCD (not specifically saying OCD because it wasn't intended to be OCD, it just sort of ended up fitting the description) where they have very specific routines and rituals they have to do to feel safe. His scarf is a big one- if he doesn't have his scarf on, he's a nervous wreck. But another oddity is that they only ever refer to themselves using us/we pronouns instead of me/I, and have a very odd speech pattern.

DAVID (he/him)

I... haven't actually drawn David yet, somehow. He's a Cameraman whose main job is a sort of coroner/data retrieval specialist (his department is D.A.V.E., Data And Video Extraction). He does autopsies on dead units, extracting their memories to catalog their last moments for various uses. He's pretty dull personality wise at first glance, but deep down it's a coping mechanism to deal with the things that he's seen in his job. Death isn't meant to be experienced, but the fastest and most reliable way to recover the memories of death units is to run it through his own hardware and convert it to something he can save on a computer. So he experiences the feeling of dying and death every day.

Various doodles and memes including my ocs, some of which weren't mentioned here but you are free to ask about! I love talking about my little guys. Might even draw a few things if I'm feeling like it!

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*changes my pronouns to she/her to show shit just got real*

We know the Alliance definitely are communicating with each other, and communicating across factions, without audible speech. TVmen are the only ones that regularly use spoken words, and even they’ve seemed to communicate silently. Titan Cameraman can speak, but almost never does. So it seems likely that the primary forms of Alliance communication would be through inaudible transmission of information. And this means opportunities for headcanons!

The Skibidi Toilet fandom tends to headcanon that there’s a sign language as well, and I think that makes a lot of sense. First, we know that cameramen interacted with humans at some point. This must have involved communication, but if they don’t regularly use spoken communication, a simple sign language would make sense because it would be a pain in the arse to have to get a chat app out because your robot wants to bluetooth you a few words like “do you need anything?”. Second, a thought transmission system is likely to feel quite intimate. Humans don’t even feel like using the phone sometimes, so to be literally speaking directly into people’s brains would be a whole other thing. Even if it’s socially normal, like phone calls and small talk (apparently), there’s going to be times when people don’t want to or can’t do that. And third, loads of human cultures have sign languages, so why wouldn’t a robot culture? Sign and transmission languages might be used simultaneously in many circumstances, so there might not need to be signs for everything.

What this means is that the primary Alliance languages are likely to be quite minimal - this is a real thing in many human languages. Names and personal pronouns could be situational or optional. For example, names that aren’t just a descriptor or unit number could be used as status signifiers, indicating that the name bearer is so important that there needs to be a shorthand way of referring to them in conversation. Or maybe the opposite, because there’s only one Titan Cameraman, but there’s loads of soldier cameramen and “that guy with chipped paint that kind of looks like a hamster on his head” is a bit long. Humans love to name stuff, so naming could also be a silly human trick and a way to connect to a special human friend. In the fandom, people often refer to characters’ first and upgraded incarnations differently. Something like this in headcanon could look like their names/signifiers/shorthand signs changing. And a step further, previous names might be considered bad manners or even similar to deadnames if someone’s attached a lot of emotional weight to an upgrade.

Something else interesting that human languages do is avoidance registers when, in certain social situations, people change their language to avoid taboo words. The really interesting ones to me are when people avoid words or word categories for good luck - some cultures have languages used when harvesting so the produce doesn’t go bad, and people in high-pressure jobs sometimes have a taboo on saying things like “it’s a quiet night”. In an Alliance context, this could translate into something like scientists/engineers/etc. not using certain words while working, or even a whole engineering register.

Personal pronouns might not be a big thing, if there’s a way to communicate “the sense of a person” or names are quick enough to sign, a third-person and even first-person pronoun might not be needed unless someone’s emphasising pronoun-ness. The default might be a neutral pronoun-less-ness, which might translate into “they” and “it” in English - or into the common human habit of using “he” for anyone that’s not visibly femme-presenting and not a boat. Some human languages also do fun stuff with pronouns depending on gender and status, so Alliance personal pronouns might be based on something like unit type or status rather than or as well as gender. As the femme-presenting Alliance members seem to have high-status roles, she/her pronouns might have a status association - maybe leading to things like people switching to she/her pronouns to make a point of something being extra official serious business.

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The winner takes it all playing as TSM slowly but surely loses the fight.

I think TSM should show up, fully repaired and upgraded (or not fully repaired, still visibly damaged, but upgraded) and start violently beating up Astros to Thank you for the music by Abba. I think it would be cool.

Or maybe him being best up by the Astros. That would also be pretty cool.

I mean, the rights to an Abba song can't be that expensive, right? /s

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I think TSM should show up, fully repaired and upgraded (or not fully repaired, still visibly damaged, but upgraded) and start violently beating up Astros to Thank you for the music by Abba. I think it would be cool.

Or maybe him being best up by the Astros. That would also be pretty cool.

I mean, the rights to an Abba song can't be that expensive, right? /s