estimate! and say you currently still work at your first job, just choose how long you’ve been employed. i also understand there might be some nuance as far as maybe like promotions/transfers/etc etc etc, so feel free to explain things in the tags!
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sometimes i wonder if every part of my personality these days is a glowing beacon that shrieks to the world "this woman has a tumblr account!" and i start to get legitimately concerned about it except then i remember that all the people best equipped to recognize the signs in the wild are also on this website so. devil's sacrament, etc. the fact that the phrase "devil's sacrament" came so readily to my mind just then is probably a point in favor of an affirmative answer to that first question isn't it
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I can’t say this on any of my actual social media so I’ll say it here. Thank god we lost the football. This way people will be salty for a day or two and then forget about it. If we’d won, the entirety of the country would be obnoxious about it for the next 60 years. And actively mention it daily for months.
I just really hope the supporters there go home quietly, and don’t make fools of themselves or cause any destruction on their path.
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
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LARRY
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One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.
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having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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Please ignore this, I just need to yell at someone (something? the void will do!) that adulting is hard and I want a break!
I wanna get out of renting and buy a house but everything is so expensive and the mortgage rates keep dramatically changing every time I look which means the price I can (kinda) afford keeps changing and all the (relatively) nice houses are literally going off market like 24 hours after they’re posted and I don’t get how I’m meant to get a foot in?!? Also I’m doing all this on my own and I feel like I’m bugging my parents all the time asking them questions and to try and come to viewings with me because it’s scary.
I’m just tired.
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Note: You don't have to know how to make anything fancy. Just do you know the basics well enough to at least get started?
(Please reblog for a larger sample size)
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