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Danusha Laméris, Bonfire Opera: Poems; “Passion Fish”

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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6’2 and standing at the front of the crowd is crazy. you already have an advantage just by being alive brother. blocking out all the sunlight. life on the forest floor, withering away

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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

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This kitty looks so mad

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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there's always time to take a moment

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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

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her penis/cock/johnson/member is a wiimote she hasnt properly strapped to her arm. and sister. my ass is a flat screen tv

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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

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Told Gale to wait for me in camp, and he responded by walking straight into lava and dying

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kinder than man, athea davis

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BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

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i am not afraid to keep on living. etc