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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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this image came to me in a dream

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Bothering the beast

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That little smirk Alan does when Ellie says that „dinosaurs eat man; woman inherits the world“ line.

He’s the bottom

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drake?

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Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.

I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.

And then we can move on and discuss more important things.

Okay?

Here goes...

Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.

But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.

Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.

So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.

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GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none

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big fan of this genre of ships: goth couples that are head over heels for each other

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The link on her TikTok page which leads you to her business, but here it is for folks who want to check it out: Modest Behaviour

I stumbled upon her content such a long time ago, and they're both so precious and funny as heck. Please support them if you aren't already following her accounts.