picklesorpigeons

[picklesorpigeons]

I must ask you a very important question that is 100% relevant

Would you rather-

A. Gut and stuff a pigeon and make it a Christmas tree star, referring to it as “Ms Light” and apologizing to her for making eggnog each time you walk past?

B. Eat 296 pickles STRAIGHT, no breaks, no sharing, no water, and you have to be completely sober, while listening to the crying baby remix until every pickle is eaten.

[picklesorpigeons]

Let’s play a little game of would you rather..

Would you rather

A. Gut and stuff a pigeon and make it a Christmas tree star, referring to it as “Ms Light” and apologizing to her for making eggnog each time you walk past?

B. Eat 296 pickles STRAIGHT, no breaks, no sharing, no water, and you have to be completely sober, while listening to the crying baby remix until every pickle is eaten.

I-

Wh-

NO??

CAN I CHOOSE NEITHER..?

[picklesorpigeons]

Let’s play a little game of would you rather..

Would you rather

A. Gut and stuff a pigeon and make it a Christmas tree star, referring to it as “Ms Light” and apologizing to her for making eggnog each time you walk past?

B. Eat 296 pickles STRAIGHT, no breaks, no sharing, no water, and you have to be completely sober, while listening to the crying baby remix until every pickle is eaten.

I-

How do i even respond-

Oh, pickles??

EW.

A. I PICK A.

[picklesorpigeons]

Let’s play a little game of would you rather..

Would you rather

A. Gut and stuff a pigeon and make it a Christmas tree star, referring to it as “Ms Light” and apologizing to her for making eggnog each time you walk past?

B. Eat 296 pickles STRAIGHT, no breaks, no sharing, no water, and you have to be completely sober, while listening to the crying baby remix until every pickle is eaten.

Uhh...- What the fuck.... [ THE AUBERGINE IS CONCERNED! ] Sportsy- It's best y' answer this question, NOT ME. What's so bad about this qu- es- tioon... ... NEITHER??

[picklesorpigeons]

Let’s play a little game of would you rather..

Would you rather

A. Gut and stuff a pigeon and make it a Christmas tree star, referring to it as “Ms Light” and apologizing to her for making eggnog each time you walk past?

B. Eat 296 pickles STRAIGHT, no breaks, no sharing, no water, and you have to be completely sober, while listening to the crying baby remix until every pickle is eaten.