Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
My stupid ass hole training is coming along nicely. My new apartment has a skylight right over my bed. Absolutely wonderful, right? "Fantastic!", you may be inclined to think. I certainly was inclined to do so as well, as I gleefully cracked that thing open. But the thing about skylights is that, when ajar, they are actually holes. Another cool fact is that with the power of holes, rain and hail can in fact deluge onto your bed, your nice new bed, through the ceiling hole you created all by yourself, and this downpour can even make your bed very wet. Oh ! Oh! Oh fuck! Fucking fantastic! Awsome!!! Just what i wantee! Jusr what i wanted@ @! Its all i wanted! . TIP: Being in another room and forgetting youre turning your bed into an amphibious beast will not in fact UNDO your crime, I understand how thus might be difficult to grasp, but I have found it is in fact true!!!!!!! Your bed has GILLS now. I hope you LIKE your new wet sandwich of a bed. I hope you LIKE TO SLEEP IN IT. your WET BED.
"sometimes i feel like i'm just a sword to you and we never even get any quality time outside you using me to further your delusional cause" as if we don't get CONSTANT quality time together? remember how much you liked whetstone time last week? remember how warm my hands felt on your hilt and how pretty you shined after? or how much fun you had cleaving my enemies asunder? you LOVE cleaving my enemies asunder. come on baby