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stupid doodles I did in a tiny notepad instead of pay attention
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Bee doodle I did while doing a rewatch of bapc :D
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I don’t have any headcanons I have visions that I was given by god and then things I believe in for the bit and that’s it
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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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Send It Through The Coral Mail chapter 5!!! Fanart!!! Go!!!
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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
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saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience
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the two options here of this not being real and being in ms pauling's brain and the other of it actually being admin's private hell both lead to the very fucked up options of
(not real) pauling knows admin deserves to be in hell for what she did and even though she respects her more than her own self, admin in her dying brain is still patronizing her
hell IS real and admin is going there, and presumably pauling is too for what she did for admin
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