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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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...You ever think about how Calypso from Twisted Metal, and very specifically the incarnation from Twisted Metal 2; would totally have been a Tumblr sexyman had the game come out more recently?

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hello, drivers! 💥

we are not Calypso, unfortunately. however, we welcome you to the Garage — the home and birthplace of Twisted Metal: Road Rage!

this blog is run by admins Tseli and Crimson, two nerds who love watching cars explode and sinister older men in suits.

table of contents 💣

road rage synopsis

about the admins

blog rules

credits

outro

1. road rage synopsis

let’s head straight for the billion-dollar question: “what is this blog for anyway, and what the hell is Twisted Metal: Road Rage?”

technically that’s two questions, but we can provide the answer.

basically, Twisted Metal: Road Rage is an unofficial, fanmade entry to the long-running Twisted Metal franchise — the PlayStation staple about cars, explosions, wacky characters, and the wishes of these wacky characters. it is set in an alternate continuity that combines elements from most of the games, such as the classic series, Twisted Metal: Black, Twisted Metal 2012, and a little bit of the 2023 TV show. there are several returning characters from across the franchise as well as new characters with new vehicles and backstories, so you can expect a huge roster!

2. about the admins

admin tseli

she/they/xem

18

creator of blake hollister, katelyn wolfe, and hector ramirez

resident history buff and resident evil fan

admin crimson

she/they

19

creator of robert hollister, deirdre mason and ezekiel castillo

graphic design / aesthetics nerd. i made our blog theme look cool, but the theme code itself is by octomoosey!

btw for anyone in the tumblr rp circles, if you see the blog @/deathbashed, that’s me writing (a version of) my robert!

studying film & tv production in college

3. blog rules

no explicit/NSFW asks in the inbox. we can accept angst or blood, but if the content is offensive or sexually explicit in any way, shape, or form, we are deleting it.

headcanons are absolutely accepted! by all means please tell us what you think, but we will delete and block anything that has to do with incest, 18+ material, drama, or hot-button political opinions/debates. basically an add-on to rule #1!

racism, queerphobia, and ableism are not allowed. this blog is a safe space, and you are not welcome if you have an intolerance to people just existing.

we’re not a meme source, people; we’re a fan blog that creates our own original characters and content. so please for the love of Calypso don’t steal or repost shit!! please reblog gif sets and the like from the source! stealing is not okay and we don’t wanna hear excuses.

one of the admins is a college student and the other is still in high school, and we also run our own individual blogs. with that in mind, there will be times that there's no activity here. we'll try to fill up the queue beforehand if we expect any prolonged absences, but no promises! our queue tag is "thank queue for playing". if you don't see your submission or ask posted, chances are a) we're working on a response to it, especially if it's a headcanon, writing or similar b) we haven't logged in to see it yet c) it's been received and is already in the queue or d) it violates any of the rules posted here and we've deleted it. don't send us messages asking where it is. that gets annoying.

rule #2 kind of covers this, but respectfully, don't come in here to tell us about drama related to any faceclaims seen on this blog or vent your personal opinions about these people. you might think you're doing us a favor, but you're really not. all that does is make everyone uncomfortable and no one wants that. we'll avoid using faceclaims that we personally are uncomfortable with, but don't police our content based on your preferences. anything we get related to this will be deleted and you will be blocked.

art, edits, etc. of our characters are totally okay as long as you ask first and give us credit! we'd love to see your work, but like we said in rule #4, stealing is never okay. we put a whole lotta work and a whole lotta love into this.

4. credits

as mentioned above, our blog uses a theme by octomoosey!

our headers use this template.

5. outro

so yeah, that’s us! we don’t have much else to say except that we hope you enjoy your stay with us in the Garage. feel free to explore and ask away if you have any questions for us.

good luck, drivers, and welcome to the world of Twisted Metal: Road Rage!

~ admins crimson and tseli 💙🖤