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Hmm… actually, yes! Mudbug and Zephyr met this lovely cat on a little walk a few weeks ago!

Yeh! I said that his stripes look AMAZIIIING!

U… complimnt jus abt evryone

AAAAND?? PEOPLE DESERVE TO FEEL NICE!!!

This video I got yesterday evening went very quickly from a new Elias outfit documentation, to a video all starring my cat. (He isn't agitated, he was just in 'hunt mode' and still decided to come mess with my phone.)

Ignore his horrid camera lens eyes, it's fine.

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Before settling in, Wrath did a couple of circles before snuggling underneath Martin’s chin. He was just small enough to not strangle Martin on accident, but the warmth and weight was pleasant.

It was a perfectly marvelous night, kitten and human reunited. Both parties really needed the company.

There was a quiet scratching at the door, annoying enough to break whatever feeble focus Martin had. Something with sharp little claws demanded entry.

“Mroooow!!” Huh.

A tiny black paw wriggled under the door and swatted around, and another utterly pathetic mewl sounded.

No escaping the cat distribution system, Blackwood!!!

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Martin shockingly was trying to sleep. He felt tired , or maybe he just felt weak. His head turned to the closed door as he heard the scratching and pathetic meows from the creature outside the door. “ I just laid down..” he muttered as he stared at the door for a moment , his eyes widened a little as he noticed the small black paw swatting around.

“ Wrath ? Wrath!” the ginger immediately got out of the bed , not even hesitating to open door and immediately pick up the small black fluff ball. “ oh my god where have you been ? I've been looking all over the apartment for you little guy!” he smiled weakly , gently pressing his noes against the top of the cats fluffy head.

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Wrath gladly devoured the food with a quiet “Wiwiwi…” as he munched. It was honestly frightening how fast he cleaned the whole bowl. Once he was finished, he took a moment to give himself a quick clean.

Stretching, Wrath yawned as if to agree with Martin’s point of it being late. Seemed the kitten was sleepy as well, even though he literally just spent a good five minutes crying outside of the closed bedroom. He blinked slowly, purring.

There was a quiet scratching at the door, annoying enough to break whatever feeble focus Martin had. Something with sharp little claws demanded entry.

“Mroooow!!” Huh.

A tiny black paw wriggled under the door and swatted around, and another utterly pathetic mewl sounded.

No escaping the cat distribution system, Blackwood!!!

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Martin shockingly was trying to sleep. He felt tired , or maybe he just felt weak. His head turned to the closed door as he heard the scratching and pathetic meows from the creature outside the door. “ I just laid down..” he muttered as he stared at the door for a moment , his eyes widened a little as he noticed the small black paw swatting around.

“ Wrath ? Wrath!” the ginger immediately got out of the bed , not even hesitating to open door and immediately pick up the small black fluff ball. “ oh my god where have you been ? I've been looking all over the apartment for you little guy!” he smiled weakly , gently pressing his noes against the top of the cats fluffy head.

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The kitten was already purring up a storm, mashing his face against Martin’s. Little trills of joy vibrated through the tiny creature, evidence of its delight.

He still smelled like smoke, but the comforting kind of smoke. Like a bonfire with marshmallows.

Wrath was missing his bow, but otherwise he looked fine. Maybe a little sad, with his big yellow eyes never leaving Martin’s, but the kitten was as plump and soft as ever.

There was a quiet scratching at the door, annoying enough to break whatever feeble focus Martin had. Something with sharp little claws demanded entry.

“Mroooow!!” Huh.

A tiny black paw wriggled under the door and swatted around, and another utterly pathetic mewl sounded.

No escaping the cat distribution system, Blackwood!!!

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Martin shockingly was trying to sleep. He felt tired , or maybe he just felt weak. His head turned to the closed door as he heard the scratching and pathetic meows from the creature outside the door. “ I just laid down..” he muttered as he stared at the door for a moment , his eyes widened a little as he noticed the small black paw swatting around.

“ Wrath ? Wrath!” the ginger immediately got out of the bed , not even hesitating to open door and immediately pick up the small black fluff ball. “ oh my god where have you been ? I've been looking all over the apartment for you little guy!” he smiled weakly , gently pressing his noes against the top of the cats fluffy head.

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Perhaps I should attempt growing a mustache…

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WAAAAA!!

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I’m not covered in plants… rude…

Yes, but you are generally associated with the ground.

Shut up.

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Hm.

Why “hm?”

Just… thinking.

You think it looks like me-

Yes, I think it looks like you, Oliver.

NOT EVERY ORANGE CAT WITH GREEN LIGHTS IS ME 3:<

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I have been feeling down as of late. Perhaps I am not eating enough, but I really do not want to have to have to bother anyone to get my fill. Oh, how I do feel dreadful…

I miss Mother. She would know how to make me feel better.

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Well. Hans tried to give himself thumbs today.

Never again.

Agreed. Never again.

Horrible. I don’t understand how you manage with such clunky things.

You see, that’s the thing. I do not manage.

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The kitten mewed happily when it was finally held. It was a little hot, like a sun-baked stone. Surely it was just because the critter was napping in a sunbeam… oh, now it’s nibbling on his thumb. Ow, tiny kitten teeth, OW-

Today has been a long day, with the toils of today leeching all of the energy away… unfortunately, there is another problem that requires energy to solve! Womp womp, cry about it.

An itty-bitty black kitten is curled up on the countertop and upon hearing you, its little head pops up to greet you with the biggest yellow-orange eyes you’ve ever seen!

(Have fun, this cat’s a menace…)

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Martin sighed after taping up the window , sure it wasn't the most efficient to fix a window. but it was the only option for now until he could call somebody. He muttered as he looked at the statements in his hand , a few of them finally came into the mail today and now he had to do Jons job.

His heard turned quickly at what seemed like the sound of something move , panicking at first before he saw the small tiny black kitten laying there on the table top , panic turned into confusion.

Oh.. hey there little guy , how did you get in here? Did Jon let you in or something?...

he chuckled nervously as he inched a little closer to the cat , but still keeping his distance. After the mildly threatening note , he was still a bit on edge

I didn't think there was stray cats around these areas.. well , besides whatever's in the woods , but you seem.. kind of tame

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It mewed again, crouching before leaping to the floor with a quiet thump. The kitten shook itself slightly before waddling over to sit at Martin’s feet.

A dangerous look is in its eyes… wuh oh.

With barely a second to react, the kitten jumped onto his pant leg and mewed once more before starting to climb.

Oh. The cat smells like smoke. That’s weird. It doesn’t look hurt at all, maybe it was just sitting near a bonfire with its owner..? Right. This wasn’t HIS cat. Not yet at least…

Today has been a long day, with the toils of today leeching all of the energy away… unfortunately, there is another problem that requires energy to solve! Womp womp, cry about it.

An itty-bitty black kitten is curled up on the countertop and upon hearing you, its little head pops up to greet you with the biggest yellow-orange eyes you’ve ever seen!

(Have fun, this cat’s a menace…)

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Martin sighed after taping up the window , sure it wasn't the most efficient to fix a window. but it was the only option for now until he could call somebody. He muttered as he looked at the statements in his hand , a few of them finally came into the mail today and now he had to do Jons job.

His heard turned quickly at what seemed like the sound of something move , panicking at first before he saw the small tiny black kitten laying there on the table top , panic turned into confusion.

Oh.. hey there little guy , how did you get in here? Did Jon let you in or something?...

he chuckled nervously as he inched a little closer to the cat , but still keeping his distance. After the mildly threatening note , he was still a bit on edge

I didn't think there was stray cats around these areas.. well , besides whatever's in the woods , but you seem.. kind of tame

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The kitten sat up to stretch before reaching out with a paw, swiping lightly in his general direction. This revealed a silky yellow bow tied around its neck, and unless this cat had opposable thumbs, someone must have put it on. It settled, wrapping its tail around its feet before mewing quietly. It’s just a little guy!

The kitten blinked slowly, its ears turning slightly as it examined Martin. Seems… friendly enough!

Only odd/off-putting thing about the little puffball was the slight smell of smoke in the air once he noticed it. Surely that’s not anything to worry about, right?

Today has been a long day, with the toils of today leeching all of the energy away… unfortunately, there is another problem that requires energy to solve! Womp womp, cry about it.

An itty-bitty black kitten is curled up on the countertop and upon hearing you, its little head pops up to greet you with the biggest yellow-orange eyes you’ve ever seen!

(Have fun, this cat’s a menace…)

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Martin sighed after taping up the window , sure it wasn't the most efficient to fix a window. but it was the only option for now until he could call somebody. He muttered as he looked at the statements in his hand , a few of them finally came into the mail today and now he had to do Jons job.

His heard turned quickly at what seemed like the sound of something move , panicking at first before he saw the small tiny black kitten laying there on the table top , panic turned into confusion.

Oh.. hey there little guy , how did you get in here? Did Jon let you in or something?...

he chuckled nervously as he inched a little closer to the cat , but still keeping his distance. After the mildly threatening note , he was still a bit on edge

I didn't think there was stray cats around these areas.. well , besides whatever's in the woods , but you seem.. kind of tame

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I just wanted to say that Tiger is absolutely adorable! I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to socialize with the big ol' baby, she seems like an absolute sweetheart and I think it's a shame that she doesn't get the love she deserves. I'd love to give her treats and headpats sometime!

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Tiger is very appreciative of your compliments. When she read the message, she tried to head-butt the computer. Thankfully she did not break the screen…

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Why would a cat even make paws that big? That’s very inconvenient! I would know, I tried it once. Rather difficult to walk.

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It really is unfortunate that Tiger does not have a disguise like my other siblings. She would do good with some human socialization. It just is not fair that she has such a big heart but no way to express her love without getting animal control called on her…

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Lady Orsinov insisted on dressing me like this. I had to refuse. I have a reputation to uphold. My apologies, Lady Orsinov.