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The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

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I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that Matty Healy is fangirling over Shawn Mendes unapologetically or the fact that he ended it with “HOTEL - TRIVAGO”

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how men b looking at you while revving their engine

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straight white boy culture is a gem

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And look who’s here! Mickey’s here!

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GO OFF GIRLLL 

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i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go