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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived
^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes
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This is such a power move. Ranboo had his in game chat closed and Techno STILL managed to self promote.
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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Truth is you will never go back to your old self, life is about redefining and relearning to live with all versions of yourself
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babygirl your eyes shine like gems... your boobs are round like some gems... your penis sometimes is hard like gems...
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stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys
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Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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everything is going to be okay. there is always going to be another toasty morning snuggled up in your sheets, another soft sweater to throw on, another moment of pure contentment. there is always going to be another laugh that heals everything you didn’t know needed healing, there’s always going to be another time that makes you feel certain that being alive is the sweetest gift. even if it’s not now, it will happen.
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Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn
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ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*
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what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.
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I distinctly remember being told I could lay my weary head to rest.
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doing this cause I’m bored
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'since when do you care?' ohohoho the rivals to lovers trope is doing its thing isn't it
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