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歌子、大丈夫、ニーニーも何にもなってないから（笑） ＃ちむどんどん

— あさひ（犬ドラ） (@asako0807) Jun 1, 2022

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Watch the new @fahimanwar comedy special. He’s great. https://t.co/oP6EFBxrzv

— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) Jun 1, 2022

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It was the little things that meant the most. Happy Pride. ✌🏼 https://t.co/h3CZtQaMa6

— dan levy (@danjlevy) Jun 1, 2022

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沖縄本土復帰は1972年 暢子が東京に出てきたのも1972年 2年経過してるみたいなので1974年 宅配ピザ頼んでる。 日本で宅配ピザの一号店ができたのは1985年 #ちむどんどん #ちむどんどん反省会

— ろん@3ᴍ (@ron_babybaby) May 31, 2022

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三線の音が聞こえた家が沖縄県人会の会長の家で、会長に紹介してもらったレストランのオーナーが父親の知人で、下宿先の居酒屋が行方知れずの兄が食い逃げしてた店で、その下宿に子供の頃沖縄で仲良くしてた男が引っ越してくるって、やり過ぎじゃない？ #ちむどんどん #ちむどんどん反省会

— ヤングドーナツ (@young_d72) May 31, 2022

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Politician: "Let's not politicize this." Motherfucker, you had a regular life and CHOSE to be a politician. If you didn't want your life to get political, you should have stayed working at your daddy's law firm.

— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) May 29, 2022

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Goofy has escaped from his cage

— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) May 24, 2022

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I did the thing where I worked for a year straight and am now gonna go blow it all in one month across Europe. I’ll never own a home baby!

— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) May 22, 2022

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How soon before I start worrying about Covid/Monkey pox combo: Covonkey Pox?

— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) May 22, 2022

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The same way drug dealers get sentenced for selling deadly drugs, people should get punished for introducing you to fucked up people. Set me up with a woman who I marry and eventually divorce, you and I are splitting this alimony payment. You should have warned me.

— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) May 17, 2022

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@samsanders My intrusive thoughts.

— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) May 17, 2022

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You can now order eight more at-home COVID tests for free, thanks to the Biden administration: https://t.co/jUsjPYmOhW

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 17, 2022

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Uber driver, realizing that we were heading for @NPR, began rattling off names of people he loves to listen to, beginning with @EstherCinDC and @rachelnpr. Six or seven names in, he said “And Steve… Steve…” He wasn’t sure of the last name.

— Steve Inskeep (@NPRinskeep) May 16, 2022

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Just hired three accountants and two detectives to figure out which streaming services I have and which devices I can watch them on. Pray for us.

— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) May 14, 2022

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Just made $600,000 off a family of four

— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) May 12, 2022

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

— Margo Howard (@Margoandhow) May 12, 2022

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Wives always be putting lotion on their hands at bedtime before broaching a serious topic

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 12, 2022

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