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This was the book that made me believe that the movies missed a huge opportunity in not making a more faithful adaptation of the book series. No shade on the movies we got, they’re also good. But the climax of this one was 🔥🔥🔥🔥.

Norbert is not traveling light to America.

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When you cross an ocean to read a famous complaint tablet, only to find it not on display.

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Every time I see the phrase "Chicago Pope" I have a solid three seconds where I'm just thinking "these NBC primetime dramas are getting out of control"

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Rare Goncharov poster from Czechoslovakia by Luboš Frištenský, a less known but still prolific movie poster artist that disappeared in 1975  under mysterious circumstances.

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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Movie about the one phD student Indiana Jones has trying to track him down just to get him to sign off on their paper so they can finally be finished with their degree

the only cameo we of indiana himself in the middle of a massive brawl where he spots the student from across the room and yells “aren’t you supposed to be in class?” and disappears back into the thrall

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Crack crossover idea where Han Solo meets Indiana Jones and Jones spends the entire duration of this meeting sulking about this uneducated piece of shit being able to speak alien while he had to do years of uni just to learn Greek.

but they can bond over other stuff!! like 1. punching fascists and 2:

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I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

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Texting the number I just sent to voicemail: new pope, who dis?

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No. But I’m probably going to avoid prison by the barest thread after some I love Lucy level shenanigans.

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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

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a dysfunctional found family with dark pasts and no brain cells who saved the day with the power of friendship can be so personal

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Yelena and Ava shitting on John Walker together is so girl coded of them

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