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Yuuji: So.. Fushiguro, what’s your dad doing?

Megumi: He's a food blogger.

Nobara: Eh?! Really?!

Megumi: Yeah, on youtube. Recently he opened and reup on instagram as well

Nobara [takes out phone]: Spill the name!

Yuuji: What a surprise…

Megumi [type name on youtube search bar, returns phone to Nobara]

Nobara & Yuuji [looking at Nobara's phone]: Let's see—Oh—Wao—

Yuuji: Megumi's dad is quite popular, I know him too.

Nobara: Really?

Yuuji: Yeah! He makes simple dishes for people who live alone, fast and easy to understand. I also learn cooking from him.

Megumi: Is that so? I know his channel but never watch it.

Nobara: That's bad! But your father didn't show his face, only his hand.

Yuuji: Oh well— ah, never mind.

Megumi: ?

Nobara: What to do with it again? I will kick your butt if you don’t say it!

Yuuji: Well, his dad is popular also for something else, you scroll down to the comments section under youtube, people are a bit—

Nobara: Indecent comments? Just shake them off!

Megumi: If it was my father, he wouldn't care.

Nobara & Megumi [reading comments on Nobara's phone together]

“Look at those hands. Damn it. It’s fucking hot"

"Daddy"

“Sir, instead of peeling carrots, please feel my carrot”

“Guys, I thought this was a cooking blog. You guys make me crazy and horny!!”

"Stop it, kids, you don't see him wearing a wedding ring, he’s married“

“D—I—L—F”

“BARK BARK WOFF WOFF WOFF WOFF HUNGRY FOR HIS COCKS WHEN MLEM MLEM BARK BARK WOFF WOFF WOFF”

“What do you think about homosexual relationships?”

Nobara: Erm..

Megumi:

Megumi:

Yuuji: I think the whole universe has joined hands to prevent you from viewing your father's blog.

Megumi:

Megumi:

That night, Megumi suddenly texted her father asking about his work. Toji didn't understand anything at all.

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Megumi, [carrying a box into class]. Gojo: Huh? What did Megumi have today? Megumi: My dad sent stuff. Nobara: Oh, first time seeing it. Megumi: Normally he transfers pocket money directly to my account. Yuuji [points to the box]: Something written outside. Megumi [reading it]: Books for Megumi. Gojo [clapping hands]: What a  good dad! Compared to the first time I met your father, just thinking about it give me a neck-ache.  Nobara: Let's see the books dad chose for his beloved son, haha! Megumi [shy, opens the box] Yuuji: I'm so curious!! [stands up and looks inside]

Yuuji: … Megumi: … Yuuji: Gojo-sensei, his father sent Playboy 18+ magazines!!! Nobara: Huh!!? What!!? Megumi: … Yuuji: He also sent a message [picks up the note inside the box] "Books for adolescent, make sure not to be over the top". Megumi: … Nobara: … Gojo: … Gojo: I'm seriously considering Yuuji's idea of ​​holding a parent meeting.

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Meanwhile, someone at home overslept with the book "Take care of your children 101" face down.

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Yuuji: Technical school doesn't have a parent meeting, huh?

Nobara: … Are you kidding me?

Megumi: Please no. If those two meet, this school will be ruined.

Yuuji & Nobara: Huh?

Megumi:

Megumi: Nothing.

Yuuji & Nobara, reaching close: You damn sea urchin, hiding things from us again! Tell us!!

Megumi, turn away, leaving the two of them clinging and screaming for half a day.

Someone in the office: Ah-choooooohhh!

Shoko: I thought stupid people don't get sick? 

Someone is at home, searching "suddenly catch a cold, what number should you gambling".

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Yuuji: By the way, in our language, Megumi's father is clearly a dilf... Nobara: Obviously! Megumi, looking up from the book he was reading: Huh? D—Dilf, what is it? Yuuji: Dad I Love to Fuck. Nobara: Megumi: Nobara: Don't talk that out loud, jeez!  Megumi: Megumi: Since that night, Megumi hasn't dared to look at Toji's face for a week.

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Frosty Blue

Satoru Gojo imagine

Two children from different backgrounds end up being forever connected as a result of an unexpected encounter in the forest.

Author's note: This is just a little scenario of mine, will maybe turn it into a series but we'll see. Enjoy!

Winter had always been her preferred season, for with the dark times followed a quietness that would match no other. The dense layer of newly fallen snow suppressed all background noise of reality, even those disturbing the mind. Calmness settled over the young girl as she stood in the deep forest, admiring the thick snowflakes that tingle down from above. Nothing could disturb her in this state. Not even the freezing breeze that penetrated her mono colored yukata nor the overwhelmingly dark forest that were only illuminated by great the crescent moon settled in the big black ink.

The girls' eyes closely traced the falling snow until it finally rested onto the ground. From there the cycle continued endlessly until her eyes finally rested upon another pair. The light from the moon shone upon him as he too stared onto the girl. The young boys' expression was dull and not even the chilled breeze seemed to break his eye contact. The girl cowered backwards when her trance was broken and reality brought her back. Had I not heard the sound of snow crunching under his step? When she brought her gaze upon the boy again, his expression had changed. His bright eyes were now slightly dilated and his lips were caught in an "o". She also noticed how his hand was stretched towards her, as if he'd been afraid she'd leave. When the boy noticed her observation, he quickly retracted his arm and kept it tight against his small form. The boy cleared his throat and took the first step in starting the conversation.

"What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?" he gently asked the young girl as if he was addressing a frightened animal. The girl clenched her fists in the thin fabric of her clothing and kept her eyes on her slippers beneath her.

"Nothing, just admiring the snow." She paused lightly before quickly bowing before him. "I'm sorry if I disturbed you, please don't be mad at me." The girl stood almost completely still in her bowing motion and her eyes were shut tightly as she awaited his response. The boy on the other hand was simply shocked from her reaction. His immediate thought was to walk towards her to raise the girl from her position, however as soon as he began to march up to her she at once hunched away on a defensive matter. He quickly stopped. For the first time in a while, the boy didn't have any idea what to do. There was always something swiftly coming to his mind, but in a situation like this, standing alone with a frightened girl in the deep forest late at night, his head was empty. So he just stood still. Her whole body was shaking slightly but he didn't know if it was because of the cold or out of fear. After a while, the girl slowly craned her head upwards and looked at him almost confused. Her arms unwrapped slightly from around her body and the boy carefully took a step back.

"Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. In fact, it was you who was being disturbed so I should be the one apologizing." The boy paused slightly before stretching his hand towards her again. Her shutter passed unnoticed. "My name is Satoru, what's yours?"

The girl glanced at Satoru's hand suspiciously before slowly greeting his handshake with her own palm. As soon as their hands made contact, Satoru was the one to tremble.

"Gee you're so cold, no wonder why your lips are turned all blue." He laughed slightly to himself as he pulled a hand through his snow white hair. The girl looked confused and gently touched her own lips with the tip off her fingers. That was another thing she hadn't known before. The pair of frosty blue eyes met with her own again and Satoru grasped her hand from her face.

"Come with me! I'm sure the servants can find you something warmer to wear at home and perhaps even some hot tea." The boy smiled widely and as soon as the girl made the slightest motion of a nod, Satoru began to drag her through the forest. She gasped slightly as she almost lost footing but quickly regathered her balance.

There they were, two young children who are complete strangers to each other, one leading the other into the safety of his home. The great trees of the deep forest flashed past them as they ran through the snow-tucked landscape. She saw the silver tufts of his head, decorated with a crown of even brighter white snowflakes. As the two finally reached the streets of civilization, the air was filled with both of their gasps for air. Both she and Satoru had stopped briefly to regain their energy from running constantly. Their eyes once again locked and the two children broke out in giggles. Satoru still held her hand tightly as he gestured to her to continue their walk. However the joyful atmosphere didn't hold for long.

"Where have you been, girl?" The older man's voice boomed over the streets and Satoru felt her grip on him tighten as the elder now'd started to march towards the two. "Do you know what time it is?!"

The girl's eyes met with Satoru's brilliant blue ones and he could tell just by her look that the man's presence wasn't precisely cherished. She looked back onto the man that now reached the two and he shot out his arm to grasp her free arm. Satoru didn't have any time to react.

"Hey you answer me you dreadful fry" The man roared at her as he pulled her close to his face.

"I-I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was this late."

Satoru stood before the two in confusion. Who was this man even? As he stood there watching them anxiously, the older man caught his eye and his expression quickly fell. The man threw himself onto the dirty street, dragging Satoru's new friend with him harshly. She yelped as her knees hit the cold stone.

"I apologize for this mishap, my lord. This filth won't bother you again." The man grasped her head and puched it down until it too was planted onto the ground. This time the girl didn't make any resistance. "Please accept our forgiveness and let us be on our way, Gojo sir."

Gojo. She had heard that name before. It was one of the great jujutsu families. Father had told her before that one of their houses resided close to her village but never had she seen them before. However rumors of the white haired boy with special techniques had spread around the civilians when the clan had built the great temple-like fortress by the other side of the dense forest. Her father jerked her from the ground and pulled her away from where Satoru stood. Before disappearing behind a building, the girl locked eyes with the opposite frosty blue ones. No goodbye's or farewell's were exchanged through words, but behind both of their eyes resided the same thought.

There Satoru stood alone, in the late evening, longing for a girl he'd just met. A girl he never got the name of. A girl who he'd never forget.

A girl he'd meet again in the future.

We'll meet again..don't know where, don't know when..

But I know we'll meet again some sunny day....

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This is canon yall✌

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Hullo, Tumblr. Have a Nanami.

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Yuji: You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…

Yuji: IMAX and climax.

Gojo: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.

Megumi: Hulu and Woohoo?

Nobara: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time.

Nanami: Church and praying for forgiveness.

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Mahito: [struggling to carry something obviously heavy]

Geto: Do you need help?

Mahito: Oh Geto, yes, please-

Geto: Interesting. [walks away]

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Megumi: Dad, quick! Don’t ask why, but please talk to the dad of my ex.

Toji: … [picks up phone] Hello, this is Megumi's dad. Yes, they are playing curses together. Sorry, playing with curses. Oh no, they are bleeding. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up] Sorry, I panicked.

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Toji: Of course I'm better than you. Name one thing you have that I don't.

Naoya: Money.

Toji:

Toji: You fuckin' take that back–