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Mike they are playing you real hard

“ playing me ? i’m sure their not. the people i talk to on here are my friends ! “

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“ the secret about where all that meat came from silly, i know what youve been doing ~ “

hey james ! geuss what ~ i know your secret ~!!!

J- “And what, exactly, would that be?”

B-”I’m i ate all the donuts”

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Don't worry. I'm sure he can get more because you see,he's secretly a time traveller from the future.

“ oh my god are you serious ? there’s no way i mean we should probably keep this pretty quiet though we don’t want to get him in trouble, i cant wait to tell him i know his secret though ! “

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No,a few year into the f- Yes. You just ate dinosaur meat Mike

“ wow… dinosaurs no wonder he was so defensive over it ! he probably cant get anymore ! i should hide the evidence of me trying a bit and just let him do all the eating for the rest “

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I feel like I should just tell you but at the same time not So I will just ask;who were our ancestors way back when the earth wasn't full of plastic and mean people? If you can answer that and think long enough,you might get what I am implying

“ you cant possibly mean…. did i just eat dinosaur meat ?! “

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I don't think you can buy...gorilla meat in an ordinary store,Mike

“ gorilla ??? how and the heck did he get ahold of this stuff ??? well i guess i can just give him money then no wonder this stuff is so gamey”

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Was James’ wife’s name Renata? And did you know his wife personally?

“ i honestly have no idea, i didn’t even know he had a wife until here recently, but i think it might be a sorer subject “

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The least you could do to make it up to him is something you gotta find out yourself because I'm not the person that's supposed to tell you about this

“ oh i know ! i can make it up to him by cooking dinner tonight, he normally gets kinda defensive about the meat in the deep freezer but if he gets upset that i’ve used it i can always buy him more !”

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what are your relationships with all the animatronics anyway? Like, what are your opinions on each gang member?

well lets see chika is really smart, almost too smart really i can barely keep up with her, but she used to be rather mean to me now shes rather sweet.

bonnie used to terrify me, when i was younger i used to love rabbits but seeing him up on stage in the dark and in the hallways turned my blood cold but now i see him as a friendly face

foxy is really shy even now he still gets angry if i look directly at him, but i learned to look at the wall beside him instead of right at him 

and freddy ? well i cant keep track of him at all hes always angry at me no matter what i do, like i cant make him happy, its like he just wants me to leave

if i’m being realy honest they act just like little kids and i’ve always been good with kids anyways so i should only get better at dealing with them “

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Regarding the question involving James and his wife;Don't worry,they uh...died a while back so you're not intruding at all

“ oh … oh no, i hate to think of how insensitive i’ve been this is probably why he gets upset when i ask him about his ‘dates’. they probably weren’t dates at all just outings with friends that i made awkward by teasing. i hope i can make it up to him some how “

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Hi

“ hi there !”

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Mike, you’re without a doubt one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen!

“ ah thank you so much your cute too !”

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You ever have trouble with the animatronics or have they calmed down some?

well i used to have problems with them but i think they warmed up to me, they still seem to freak out occasionally though .

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Did you know James has been married before?

“ MARRIED ?! since when ?!?! oh no i hope i didn’t intrude on them any by moving in, but i haven’t seen her at all ? i wonder where she went ?”

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How well do you like James? He a fun roommate?

“ oh i like james hes a really cool guy buuuuut, well rooming with him is pretty difficult at times, he has a weird schedule for one, i thought i was over worked but he seems to be at the pizzeria more often than i am. doing laundry with him is a complete and utter mess, his colors tend to run into my clothes. so many of my shirts get stained this weird pinkish red that i’ve given up on white clothes. and he can be pretty selfish with his food too, i understand why he wouldn’t want to share his drinks with me but the meat in the fridge too ? i was just going to cook us dinner i don’t know why he would freak out like that…

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Mike you remind me of a child

“ me a kid ? nah i’m totally an grown adult! i have a job i do taxes ! “

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“ hair short ? chest flat ? oh thank the lord !!!”

( m!a complete )