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im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants
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i’m seeing little green men and i’m starting to like it
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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]
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When I was trying to write my tags on the last post, I attempted to copy-paste my special tag-friendly comma (‚) and it. It pasted an image of a spiral staircase? This wasn't on my clipboard. I've never seen this staircase before. What the fuck?
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sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall
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