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I mean Warhammer is where the term grimdark comes from.

Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day

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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

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Girls practice chinese lion dance

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just a heads up to my fellow writers out there that AO3 is currently fighting off bots commenting on people’s works to tell them that AO3 will delete their fics “due to the works being deprecated”, and the deletion will affect their accounts unless the authors delete the fics themselves first. IT IS A SCAM. AO3 will NOT delete your works. please do NOT fall for these bots!

I’ve been told the reason why these bots are doing this is due to copyright infringement issue where they’re trying to steal your works (possibly to train AI but this is just a guess) ‼️‼️‼️and once you deleted your fics, it will be either very difficult or impossible for you to claim ownership of your own fics when they were already deleted.‼️‼️‼️

a reminder that AO3 will never contact you through your comments section (in case they claim to be one of the moderators). AO3 will only contact you through your email address which you use to register your account, and it will be from AO3’s official handle. not some sketchy ass @

so if you get a comment telling you you should “delete your works to protect your account because AO3 is doing blah blah blah” report that comment. don’t delete your works.

PLEASE DO NOT FALL FOR THESE SCAM.

AO3 IS NOT DELETING WORKS.

DO NOT DELETE YOUR WORKS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE CLAIMS THEY KNOW SOMETHING.

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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

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Heather Mcnamara: If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull I'd have matching halves.

Entire Heathers fandom: baby! 🥰

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

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Dan mora legend among men

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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

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"I love toxic Yuri!!"

Shut up y'all couldn't even handle them

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

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jason choosing to make a child trafficker his first murder victim as proof he's still capable of empathy and moral judgement versus jason choosing to spare the joker's life in order to set up the confrontation with bruce in utrh as a low point for him and the stalling of his progress. red hood: the lost days I want to kiss you on the mouth.

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These are the people that don't understand why we make a 17 years time jump after Frodo gets the ring.

"So we get to read when he gets the ring and when he sets out on his quest but what about all the time between?!"

You mean nearly two decades of very boring (affectionate) hobbit life?

Ask yourself: "Is this the most interesting period/event in this character's life?"

If the answer is "no" why aren't we reading about that instead?

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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It probably seems hillarious if you're right handed but as a left handed person I can tell you kids will bully each other for anything.

I always feel the best kind of schadenfreude whenever my mom visits and grumbles when she has trouble using a left handed tool (usually scissors) and I just look at her and say "now you know what I feel on a daily basis."

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

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Look, it's not my fault I've played so much Darkest Dungeon that its become my default de-stress game after a tough day. This is not bragging, this is me having no life and being very single minded when it comes to the games I play.

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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When people click on a Dead Dove fic and get exactly what it says in the tags then writes a comment to bitch about it. My brother in Kel Adar what were you expecting?