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live blogging your breakdown on tumblr then rb a random post

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If everyone's death is a part of "Gods plan" then why is murder a sin if God planned that

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If you break pinkie promises you’re a weirdo and I hate you

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occasional posts from users

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for you :) *gives you a sparkley heart shaped rock*

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"is this too cliche?" who cares? bro, write what you have fun writing. stuff your manuscript full of your favourite tropes. the same themes you love. all inspired by things you grew up with. do it all. go off. load. it. up. be freeeee

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just got the mental image of a caveman being brought to the modern era and having mental breakdowns at all the eldritch horrors like "buildings" and "cars" until he sees a dog and is like. wait a second. i know that one.

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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SCROLL BREAK

use this break to:

drink unholy water

stare at The Figure

creep around

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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by Lorraine Sorlet