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horse sticking its tongue out humorously as it stands in a fenced in area next to a mid to large sized white dog that seems to be of pitbull descent judging from the shape of its face and the length of its fur the dog wears a red collar and a wide close mouthed grin its eyes are bright and it stares ahead alongside its equine companion these friends stand side by side as embodiments of happiness and good humor two traits we should all aim to embody as we in the northern hemisphere enjoy the warmth and sunniness of these summer months
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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
#'birth rates' as if its not just racism#oooooo scary brown people in your country. get scared idiot.
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mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified
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//venting
dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place
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I love your mind 🤗😊🥰💓🦜💓
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we don't call 806 Little Lip Fisher for nothing!
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took photos of some baby robins today
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youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$
the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede
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