"...and, it must be said, incredibly uncool" shinealightonme on the AO3 | white, bi, cis woman, Millennial | still can't believe I've devoted this much of my life to something called PYNCH
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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone鈥檚 good side preferably even their favorite.
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I like the idea of a Vulcan character who constantly does very reckless things so her human crewmates think she's strange but then she always has a logical explanation she delivers with absolute confidence.
"No, it was perfectly logical for me to jump out of the shuttle at that time. I had a breathing apparatus, and I was certain I could seal the subspace rift by hand before the Romulans opened fire. This was the only solution that would result in zero casualties. I might have died, but giving up is illogical."
She's known as one of the most fearless members of the crew.
Other Vulcans try not to acknowledge her.
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a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he鈥檚 wearing green and everything!!! it鈥檚 inexplicable!!!
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#grapefruit tbh i like that it tastes like it hates me#but generally speaking i try to get thru as many days as i can without ingesting fruit so
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Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso Season 1
Jamie? Yeah, he's great. You know, at football.
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who else up & bisexual鈦夛笍鈦夛笍鈦夛笍 And very afraid
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what did she look like?
#oh ow#she's facing away from us we don't get to see her face D: D: D: D: D:#ugh this fading photograph warn lazy afternoon lighting is killing me#fanart#the magnus archives
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