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god actually baited us into creating the tower of babel so that He could create His most beloved children: autistic linguistics enthusiasts

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I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.

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Girls Like Girls (June 24, 2015) dir. Hayley Kiyoko & Austin S. Winchell

Happy one year anniversary!

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Halsey performing a BRAND NEW song called ‘Carry The Weight’ at ‘For My Last Trick’ Tour Salt Lake City on June 24, 2025.

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did anyone else (halsey fans) just see that

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Truly my comfort artist and has been for so long <3

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i have hangups about doing hookups because i'm aspec but other than that, 3am to me really captures the feeling of wanting Someone to talk to because i want to be the center of attention, even if it's just with one person.

give me attention. give it to me Now.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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Halsey performing at 'For My Last Trick' Tour Morrison on June 22, 2025.

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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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Unby spin

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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these are KILLING me