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Almost forgot to mention that it’s Friday so don’t forget to fuck that train!!!

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god or whatever the fuck watching Joe and Nicky fully about to murder each other for the first time during The Crusades

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yes you dumbass. yes it is a universal thing

Okay, I need to figure something out.

Apparently people have been waiting for me to ask Tosh out? Is this a universal thing?

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I don’t care how impossible this is I think it would be funny

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WHICH ONE OF YOU JAMES BOND BURGERED MY SISTER AND ALSO WHICH ONE OF MY SISTERS DID YOU JAMES BOND BURGER

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btw yall i just changed my user, its still me, previously benjamin-is-dying, now toastbane :)))

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@mothusingtheinternet @starlee246

*stares into your soul*

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Hell yes 🔥

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i do love it when i get to disturb jk rowling

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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CREATURE????

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hi og poster here. this post has 96 likes. which at least for me. is a shit ton. wtf

yknow the sheer pain when you have to wait fifty three days for the damn film to come out because you just need the tired gay headbonk 2.0

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i am currently feeling somewhere between extremely pissed off, irritated at myself, and pleased.

okay so i had a great day. I went into town with one of my closest friends, we had lunch out, then went to see How To Train Your Dragon, the new live action one. It was so much fun, best day I've had in a while.

We had about half an hour of shopping before my dad came to get me, so of course we used it. We went to WHS Smith first, so my friend could get these Mini Verse things she loves, and I could look at the comics. I had forgotten my wallet, but thats fine, because WHS Smith doesn't normally have that many comics, and never any good ones. I was wrong. The one comic (well one of a few, but the only one you can get not online) that I have been wanting for ages. Idk if its rare, or I just happen to never be where it is, but I can never find any Loki comics, and this one was an omnibus of all his comics.

Loki is my favourite marvel character. the love i have for him knows no bounds. My friend said she'd get it for me, but it was a lot, and I felt bad, so I just said I'd ask my dad if I could run back and get it after (my wallet was in my bag, which was in the car, because I am dumb).

So we went to a few shops, then found our way to HMV. as two absolute nerds, we spent so long in there, we didn't even notice the time, until we realised both our phones had died so we ought to go incase our parents were texting us.

So we were quite late, however I still had hope of my dad letting me go back and get the comic.

except my little sisters swimming lesson was in fifteen minutes and he had to get me, drive home, pick up my sister, and get her to her lesson in fifteen minutes. so i couldnt

and im so pissed. i could have asked my friend to get it and then id pay her back. we could have not gone into hmv and gone back earlier. i could have just asked to be driven home from the cinema and never have known about the comic, stop before the fun stops if you get me.

and now im fuming. and i feel bad, because it was a great day, and its just a comic but i think yall know how its not just a comic, especially when i havent been able to find it anywhere

oh and on top of that my phone has stopped working

@mothusingtheinternet @starlee246, @towerofsew i may not be on whatsapp for a long time tell everyone that. thx :)

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friend: heyyy wanna go out or smthn

me: sorry, gotta finish this essay

friend: oh whats it for?

me: ummm...

me:

friend:

me:

friend: you did the thing didnt you

me (knowing exactly what thing): what thing?

friend: the thing where you get bored so write an essay on either dinosaurs, boats or politics

me: it was the boats okay, the golden age of pirates is cool

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oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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can we spread the he/they ianto agenda