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Everytime 911onabc posts

Me: ooo I wonder what they’ll give us 👀

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Me: ah yes how could I forget

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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oh and ANOTHER interesting thing that Riordan does with Percy in the tartarus chapters to never ever bring up again is Percy achieving seemingly impossible(?) physical feats.

Like when Percy kills Arachne, he does so so quickly that Annabeth can't comprehend it. She literally asks him "How did you move so fast?" and he just shrugs and is like "Gotta watch out for each other right? Anyways..." and immediately changes the subject.

Then later he jumps over a river with Annabeth on his back and again, right before it, she's like "How are you going to do this??? It's twenty feet across. How can you possibly do that?" and he straight up is just like "yeah I can do it just close your eyes" and then does it???

of course these moments happen during Annabeth's pov so we'll never know for sure but its just so fascinating cause Riordan goes out of his way to indicate that Percy was displaying strength, speed, agility, etc way beyond his typical threshold while also implying that not only was Percy aware of it but he was either trying to downplay it to Annabeth or avoid discussing it altogether.

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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

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im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

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gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

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man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit

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this is my only theory contribution for this season btw: eddie goes to church and talks to the priest and goes "i cheated on my gf with my dead wife's doppelganger and my son walked in on us and left me, also i think I'm gay" and then the beenado shows up and he thinks he sinned so hard he released a biblical plague

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fandom wide mandate that everyone has to re-watch the source material in steady intervals to minimize intense fandomization of tropes and characterizations that happens when people go without new source material for too long

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this is actually killing me. Imagine if you were GAY and you had a MUSTACHE and your son was in TEXAS and your wife was DEAD and the love of your life was dating a PILOT with racist tendencies and also you were being chased by 22 MILLION KILLER BEES

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i love when something happens in 911 that is so glaringly a ryan murphy decision that war flashbacks of saw puppet sue silvester invade my mind

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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