toastcryptid
toastcryptid
Bug Wife
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Taking media made for tween boys and transforming it alchemy-like into something worse ✨
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toastcryptid · 12 days ago
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Pee wee!!
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toastcryptid · 2 months ago
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Imagine a warlock. Now imagine a sorcerer. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat. Now imagine a rat.
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toastcryptid · 4 months ago
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Kamen Rider Kuuga, episode 18.
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toastcryptid · 6 months ago
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kamen rider ooo x shuggy aka content for me and like two other people
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toastcryptid · 7 months ago
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a death in the family adaptation but it's muppets and b is the token human
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toastcryptid · 8 months ago
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do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey
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toastcryptid · 8 months ago
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holy shit Love Wins
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Been thinking about Toxic Christmas Yaoi all day and had to sketch this out
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toastcryptid · 10 months ago
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having a normal one applying for jobs rn
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toastcryptid · 11 months ago
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kamen rider ooo x shuggy aka content for me and like two other people
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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Batman by Julian Totino Tedesco
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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OUR man
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My man
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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I wish Harry Houdini was still alive he would hate TikTok so much. I wanna tell him about shifting and watch him get ulcers from it.
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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i still have trouble wrapping my head around how the beatles evolved from hit teen sensation boy band to psychedelic weirdos. i'm trying to think of a modern day equivalent. like what if BTS just got super into ketamine and jimin began singing about ants
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toastcryptid · 1 year ago
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who do u ship dick with?
he should be celibate
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