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"See this whole swamp is actually just one tree spread out over miles. Branches spread and sink, take root, and spread some more. One big, living organism. Just like the entire world."

"I get how the tree is one big thing, but the whole world?"

"Sure. You think you're any different from me or your friends or this tree? If you listen hard enough, you can hear every living thing breathing together. You can feel everything growing. We're all living together, even if most folks don't act like it. We all have the same roots and we are all branches of the same tree."

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“Everyone was worried about you, you know? You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people.”

”Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.”

”You don’t think that’s a little selfish?”

”I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life, and I’m not going to feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.”

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I'd pay them all my money in my bank account for this. Please gods I need to hear this.

Deadass if try guys had a patreon tier where for 20 bucks I could hear becky and Eugene go off, they’d make back all their lost revenue

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Eugene out here serving Princess Di revenge dress realness.

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Besties I refuse to call david tennant the 14th doctor, that is strictly ncuti gatwa’s, I think we should make up a fun nickname for him like “the echo doctor” or “the false doctor” or “the mamma mia here we go again doctor”

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Did y’all see the new upload

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I want to get lost in a 70s shag carpet

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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

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lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

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"There is no shame in dying for nothing. That's how most people die."

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bought my boyfriend a Lego model set of a car from his favorite anime bc he's actually 11 years old and my son

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the Bojack Horseman intro wobbles my brain very nicely

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I really looked at the two bitches next to me in 5th grade and decided I was gonna be friends with them forever huh?

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I like to watch a middle aged man solve sudoku puzzles on YouTube in my free time

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i should go back to therapy lmao

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the man at the vape shop was very nice to me today