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toaster-flamingo
Elizabeth
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Hi, I don’t know what I’m doing here :’)
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toaster-flamingo · 5 years ago
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Whoa
May have forgot about this app.....
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toaster-flamingo · 6 years ago
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All beings welcomed
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
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toaster-flamingo · 6 years ago
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What’s up with Hmu?
Ugh. Can we talk about something real quick? Why do people say “Hmu I’m bored.” Or “hmu if you wanna get close.” Like, if you want to talk to someone, text/talk to them. We are all humans. Of course some of us can be more judgmental than others, but that’s besides the point. I get if you have social anxiety (trust me. I know it’s hard to talk to people with it.), but this one person I know who is like the most outgoing person always post “hmu if you wanna get close.” I don’t understand. I got more stories about this person but that will have to wait for another time. My point is, don’t be afraid to ask someone to hang or or become better friends. Hell, my best friend and I met because I just had a feeling we would be good friends. I’ve met a lot of great people that way. So cut the “hmu if you wanna get close” stuff and just text people. If they are busy they probably won’t reply right away, but I’m sure they will at least acknowledge your text.
Sorry for the rant. That’s probably what this account is going to be about is my rants. Ok. Have a nice day.
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toaster-flamingo · 6 years ago
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Warning: Valentine’s day Rant. Keep scrolling if you want.
I hate Valentine’s day.  If people knew the origin of it, I bet it would be a lot less exciting for people. It started off as a Roman holiday called “Lupercalia,” where men would sacrifice goats to whomever they believed in (Roman gods?) then beat women with the hide of their kill. Then, on February 14th, in two years but the same day, two men both named Valentine were executed. A holiday, created by the Catholic church, called St. Valentine’s day was created to honor those two men. It was later combined with Lupercalia. Now that you know the origin, how do you feel about Valentine’s day? Nowadays Valentine’s day is used as an excuse to buy chocolate and stuffed bears for the people you love and care about. Sometimes I believe it is also used as an excuse to tell your crush/significant other you like them. Why do we need a day for that?  Sure it can be sweet and all, but I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me? Valentine’s day is a painful and sorrowful day for me. Maybe it’s because I can’t spend it with the person I love? Or maybe it’s because I can’t bring myself to the realization that the one person I've ever truly took the time to fall in love with left me because they cared? I have a lot on my mind this Valentine’s day, and I just wish all these feelings and emotions would stop so I can move on. Why can’t I move on? There is just something, deep down, telling me “no, stop liking that person” but there is also something saying “They loved you enough to let you go.”
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toaster-flamingo · 6 years ago
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Thank you, Tumblr.
Yeah, I found out about tumblr because my sister had it and I was like “wow, that’s so cool, look at the people being a big family and not judging.” That’s when my 7-year-old mind started thinking, “I want that.” Being 7-years-old, I didn’t have a phone or even a computer (shoot no child that young should) so I kinda forgot about tumblr. BUT, a few years later, I learned about Pinterest and looks at tumblr quotes on there. Reading those helped me thought a lot and got me into some of my favorite fandoms....And that’s the sorry of how my life was ruined xD
That’s besides the point. Since today is a special day, i just wanted to thank tumblr for helping me find out about aesthetics and helping to form me into the little ball of awkward, antisocial, anxious bean I am.
I jumped around a lot, but I always have a lot to say, but thank you, people of Tumblr, for helping ruin me and keep me pure at the same time. (If that makes sense??))
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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What if Atlantis isn’t a lost city.. but a prophecy?
My friend who I don’t know if they want me to say their name
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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Oh I’m late but HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Whoo)
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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Let’s talk voltron S8...
**Spoilers**
(If you haven’t send it yet that is)
So, allurance became cannon. We all knew they would go on at least one date, but couldn’t they have like, showed Keith holding Lance’s hand at the end to give the Klance shippers some closure? And what about Punk? Does Punk ever happen? Who was that guy Shiro Married? Also, props to dreamworks for adding that.
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P.s. This scene helped My friend and I cope with Allura and Lance lol
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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This would go so great with a cup of coffee or hot chocolate
...or both...
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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Happy thanksgiving!
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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Happy midget guitars
Me: “I like ukuleles, they are so upbeat most of the time”
My friend: “they are like tiny happy guitars”
Me: “yeah”
My friend: “Yeah, happy midget guitars”
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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Fancy extension cords
Me and my friend Emily we’re talking about some Christmas lights we bought to put in our rooms, and while talking, she looks over at me and says “oh my, the lights are basically long fancy extension cord.” I looked at her weirdly and then it clicked. Christmas lights are really long, fancy, lit up, extension cords.
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See
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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G note
While looking at my stories in SnapChat, I saw that my friend posted a video of her playing the piano. For a second, I thought She was going to go from playing one song to “Welcome to the black parade” but her cat jumped on the keyboard and interrupted it. I texted her and said, “I thought I was about to get G noted!!” And she just text back with “I can G note you if you want!”
....Man my friends are awesome xD
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toaster-flamingo · 7 years ago
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“He accidentally bought me an egg poacher”
Today I was sitting in class, when my friends turns around, looks at me and says “did I tell about about how my dad accidentally bought me an egg poacher?” This caught my attention quick, and if it go yours too, then stay toned for the full story!
I told them that they didn’t tell me and they said that they use random links as “Placeholders” for items on the wish list. They share this wish list with their father and their father was on the wish list looking as what my friend wanted. They said a day after they put the egg poacher link as the placeholder that they where with their father looking at the list and they said “why did I put an egg poacher as a placeholder?” And their father looks at them shocked and says “A placeholder?” My friend then realizes that their dad bought them an egg poacher.
I love hearing my friends stories xD
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