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hi friends :D i made more qsmp ponies

since i last posted i made so many more. pls help me i'm mentally unstable aahhah

yippee :3 i like them all a lot hehheh

here are 2 bonus ones!!!

take lucie and impossivel cell <3

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hello goopy gabs. i have done a thing... i may or may not have made a few qsmp members in ponytown???? uuuuuuh

yeah. i'm usually on the safe server in the mcyt area if anyone wants to hang!!!!!! come say hi :D

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Ramon: fit

Fit: Yes? What is it, my child? What is it, light of my life? What is it, my beautiful baby boy? My reason for existence on this planet?

Ramon: [He hits Fit] are u going to get married here too?

Fit: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! UMM... Well– Let's take things one step at a time, Ramon. Ok– I haven't even told Pac how I feel yet. Let's take this one step at a time. Let me have a conversation with him first about–

Ramon: think it would be funny for u to marry on spreen's lawn

Fit: [Laughs] Oh my god! Oh, the disrespect!

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FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus

"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"

"im not white im olive"

"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."

"im just a silly little bald boy"

"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)

"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"

“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”

"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"

"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit

"so much sussy Baka activity"

"I broke Jesus's face.."

"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"

"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"

"I love balls so much"

"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"

"Bad, take your shirt off"

"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"

"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"

"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"

"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"

"I need my gay support slug"

"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"

"My sexuality is wario"

"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"

“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”

"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"

"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"

"do emo kids still exist?"

"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"

"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"

"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"

"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"

"guuuuuuurl same"

"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."

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Maxo: Roier, we need to go for Cellbit now. I need him to get along well with me now. I need him to get along well with me now, it’s very important.

Roier: Well, why are you in such a rush?

Maxo: Because I have something very important.

Roier: Why are you in such a rush for Cellbit to like you, eh? To begin with, he’s mine you son of a bitch. (Barks at Maxo)

Maxo: I DON’T WANT HIM IN THAT WAY! I DON'T WANT HIM THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WANT HIM!

Roier: Okay, Richarlyson who do you like more as- as the partner of your daddy? Me or Maximus?

Maxo: Oh my fucking god. (Groans)

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This moment needs to live here.

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disfruta la isla, culero ‼️‼️

thx @ksdesign for these amazing stickers and the keychain!! my dad thought they were very silly :3

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i think i may cry because i missed this, goodbye. perishing.

Do you like my big projects? Do you miss Cell-kitty? Do you traumatized by MIRROR? Well, now you can have key-chain to commemorate that!!

PRE-ORDERS WILL BE OPEN UNTIL 18 OF MARCH

MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT ONE

Also - the price doesn't include the shipping

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more outfit designs for spiderbit headcanon (rp)!

they were so fun to do :3 i love the obvious progression of their story based on how i changed their original designs. cellbit’s was so so fun aaaa

also yes i used the same poses because i’m fucking LAZY!!! don’t come for me >:(

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not letting you guys forget this

[Mariana: My boyfriend is Slime. Are you here so you can come up here? No, he's not here. And my ex-boyfriend is Foolish.

Roier: No, no, he's there.

Charlie: really inaudible What?

Mariana: notices Charlie's standing on the side Hey, how are you? :)

laughter

Charlie: offended noises

Maximus: Choose a new boyfriend from anyone who's here. Choose a new boyfriend.

crowd shouting "new boyfriend"

Mariana: Okay, okay picks Cellbit]

i absolutely love that when you glance at the translation above Charlie's head right after Mariana chooses Cellbit, he sounds so offended (it's ten times funnier to watch this from Charlie's pov because he gives Mari such an unbelievable look)

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missa hc and missa alt outfit for a rp <3

pls take him and enjoy, he is my precious reaper baby

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❝ the gang’s all here! ❞

i drew all the (alive) eggs from my headcanons of them! key word being my headcanon.

i tried to write their names how i think they would write them??? pepito was hard tho. i just used my left hand (i’m right handed).

anyways!! they’re cute and i love them. this took me a long time to finish. please love it

my personal favorites are chayanne, ramón, pepito, pomme, and sunny hehe :3

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i just think… i just think guapoduo in the tokyo ghoul setting would be really fun and silly and idk

also ghoul cellbit makes my head go fuzzy

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qsmpblr i need your help

please recommend me shops that are selling cute qsmp stickers!! either of cubitos or the eggs, i want it all :)

i’ve already bought a bunch off of etsy, but if you know of any other shops (on etsy or otherwise) please please please please share !!

use the comments or the reblog to share :)

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please tell me these are stickers somewhere I BEG OF YOUUUUU

finally finished these designs..after almost a year..yayyyyy:33