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tobias-senpai · 19 days

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my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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things that instantly kill the vibe whenever someone just mentions them:

harry potter

nfts

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tobias-senpai · 27 days

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