toby-the-mage
toby-the-mage
Fuck you I'm a mage now.
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even though i really should be a rogue... || anyway, I'm Toby from the void system. there's at least 18 of us. I say at least because I know there are more but I don't want to go to the effort of remembering how many. // adult, but still don't be fuckin' creepy // if you wanna be my friend, don't be an asshole // send asks. literally ask me anything I'll answer it (unless you ask for our address or something) // i love cats // no chain messages or i will send you to the bottom of the ocean on another planet
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toby-the-mage ยท 2 years ago
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soup and space themed drag persona call that Soup R. Nova
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what when did they make it possible to jump over fences in Minecraft??
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found something on my floor that we don't actually own and haven't borrowed which means someone actually was in our apartment.
I... don't know what to do.
this doesn't even actually make sense. all entrances are locked AND we live on the 4th floor...
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toby-the-mage ยท 2 years ago
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saw a post yesterday and literally read the first two words then go distracted by thoughts of a pb&j sandwich and then remembered I can't have peanuts :(
(the first two words were "look jam")
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When you tell the fae your name, they take it and have power over you. One benevolent fairy decides to only take deadnames, freeing trans folk of their old identities.
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my last two brain cells when I walk into the kitchen at 4 in the morning
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hey guys we actually tried this a few weeks ago and lemme tell you... just don't. please listen to everyone else in the thread. it's fucking awful.
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
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huh. neat. thanks for telling me about that :)
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i want one....
Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3
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Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?
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man really thought โ€œsick a promotionโ€ and then went through 5 seasons of trauma
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what the fuck? what is this???
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*dragging my bloodied, beaten up body down the street* I-I need... to keep going... *stops and takes out a locket from under my ragged shirt* for... for her...*opens the locket*
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More rat comics
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fucking. excuse me??
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