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@persnickerty submitted: Hello, please enjoy these wonderful bumblebee sculptures! The artist is Al Wilson of Kentucky. He gave me permission to share his creations with the Tumblr community. Thanks, Al!

These are VERY good, and thank you for asking the artist permission to post them! Does he sell them, by chance? I think everyone in Kentucky should have one

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Pointed 🫵

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no one asked for more but here's more soul eater twitter memes

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🎨🖌️✨…

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"If you could see me now, you'd catch me in a death spiral... (You look alive like there's color inside!)"

[ x ]

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

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lets appreciate geese ok? i love geese

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dinosaur vest originally from walmart?

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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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bunny wrapped

you ate 13 cables this year

you thumped 2,461 times

you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters

your highest binky was 76 centimeters

you spent 481 hours flopped

you blinked 3 times

you ate 15,021 grams of hay

your favourite food was carpet

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

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Narinder yaoi or yuri? Up to viewer's interpretation. In any gender his appearance wouldn't really change as much

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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