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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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Day 99

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Where I hide my face, pace around, better try to breathe, pace around

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so can we add Clancy's mind to the list of craziest places josh has played the drums in

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fanfic writers what font do you write in

i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever

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Camelot is being attacked by a sorcerer. Somehow the knights manage to capture them, but the sorcerer has one last ace up his sleeve:

Sorcerer: you can never win, Arthur Pendragon. I am going to steal the soul of the most valuable person in this room and you can do nothing to stop me!!!

Arthur: and who is that? Can't you be more specific?

Sorcerer: *grabs stone around his neck* well, i'm curious, too, Arthur Pendragon. If it's not you, then I'm afraid you're not worthy of being king!

Arthur: *hand around sword tightens* everyone in this room is equally valuable!

Sorcerer: is that so? *Enchants the stone*

....

A second later, Merlin collapses to the ground

... *silence*

Sorcerer: what the fuck? A servant? Really?

Arthur: *panics* what did you do to him?

Sorcerer: i have His soul, idiot. I told you already! Hold on, why is he standing up? How- oh fuck

Merlin: *raises to his feet. Eyes unseeing.*

Arthur: Merlin? U okay? Do you still have a soul?

Merlin: *doesn't answer* *eyes turn gold*

Sorcerer: this is bad

Merlin: *stretches out hand*

Sorcerer: okay, this is really, really bad. You guys should run

Arthur: what? Why? Why are his eyes like that? What's going on?

Sorcerer: look. It was never my attention to hurt anyone. I just needed the money. The soul thing was my escape plan should I get caught. But we really need to get out of here, because we will all die if we don't

Merlin: *eyes still golden* *attacks*

Sorcerer: *barely manages to deflect the attack* yap. This was a bad idea.

Arthur: merlin has magic?

Sorcerer: so not the problem right now. He IS magic! And I have no idea how to return his soul. Seriously! Run!!!

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D E V O T I O N

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I made some more! :3

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

EDIT: if you’re confused on this post look at this version: https://www.tumblr.com/dinklebat/767829405172219904/some-of-you-did-not-understand-this-post-hope?source=share

also if you want to see column posts just check #column posting on my blog

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Finding a colorblind friendly redesign of the rainbow flag has me happy to see a pride flag for once

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I hope you know that it’s always this