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I had this lying around, forgot what the rest of the pic was gonna be. Posting it like this. A rough sketch

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Didn't Parker once fall asleep while hanging upside down in the og show? I wouldn't be surprised if she hung herself from a tree branch and slept like a bat. Probably right outside Sophie's window at the b&b.

i love that sophie found herself a cozy BnB for the night and it seems she didn’t even think about inviting the others lol. like um no that would ruin the hallmark movie sophie’s creating in her head? that would potentially disrupt the romance plot with her yeats-reading kitten-saving new love interest? parker can sleep in the car or a tree or whatever, it’ll be fine. and on the plus side, sophie doesn’t need to worry about eliot finding a place to sleep! he’s in jail

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this is one of my fav styles to draw in!

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Lmao half of this episode is just Eliot and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day and the other half is Sophie speedrunning through a Hallmark movie 😆

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watching the newest episode of Leverage: Redemption and Eliot’s I just wanna sleep is killing me

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eliot is suffering in this episode. he's tired, he's hungry, he's spent the last eight hours in the same car as a philosophical sophie and a cranky parker, and then some two-bit town sheriff stops him in the middle of a road, aggressively gets in his face, accuses him of being drunk and generally treats him like he's the scum of the earth. the sheriff is trying to intimidate him, but eliot is tired, he is cranky and you can see it in his eyes that he is contemplating murder and knows he can get away with it.

but no. he's a good person now. he can't go on killing people because of a minor inconvenience.

so he gets arrested. three times.

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i do 5 minutes of work and then 20 minute scroll break like a reverse pomodoro method that makes all tasks longer

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Feel like society has forgotten the art of dislike. you can just dislike a thing. a person. a ship. a character. a book. why does everything have to become Hatred. why do you need to get other people to Hate with you. why can't you just go blech!!!!!!! and then move on. god i miss living in a society that was comfortable with shades of grey and not existing between extremes

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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

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Why am I being subjected to a Rodney/Keller/Ronan love triangle? I haaaaaate love triangles.

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

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I really like the Unas episodes so I drew Daniel with the Unas. That's it

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God I feel old now.

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what if you were a corporate lawyer and you HATED yourself so you became a CRIMINAL and NEVER TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER YOU WERE DOING CRIME and then you had to run a scam on a guy by PRETENDING to be BISEXUAL despite being ACTUALLY bisexual and then your daughter WALKED IN ON YOU ON A FAKE DATE WITH YOUR MARK and then said YEAH IT MAKES SENSE YOU'RE GAY because you're BAD AT INTIMACY.