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Dude who let BBno$ out of his eternal prison.

Jerma was gaurding it last

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GOOD GLORETH the blueberries are full price again

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Relistening to all of EPIC the Musical and honestly? Ballister as Odysseus gentle parenting the crew is so funny to me like

"We're in the home of the Wind God!"

"We don't know for sure."

".... How many floating islands have you seen before?"

Like, that deadpan stare at them

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Neal Illustrator's Ruthlessness + Get In The Water from Jorge-Riverra-Herrans' Epic/Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It by Armando Iannucci (2005)

bonus:

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Olympics going crazy.

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I'd be doing a 180 too.

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accidentally wandering into someone’s blog and then forgetting you’re there (me)

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why are they seperated

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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I had another weird ass vision. Godfrey/Radahn in fucking HTTYD. Imagine that. They’d have to have massive dragons. Of course, Radahn would have a dragon Leonard. Imagine the confusion of actual demigods showing up in berk(not Godfrey, but still)

Godfrey especially feels like he would fit, especially with the whole no goddamn pants and showing as much muscle as he can (+ braided hair)

I’m not sure how the alliances work, but I don’t think they’d be hunters.

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Radahn headcannons sad edition

somewhat SH warning ??? sorta ehhh

Some of Radahn’s scars are purely for aesthetic purposes and to make himself look cool - Yes he would’ve gotten them in battle, but he could’ve easily avoided blows. Typically they’re small wounds, he’s 25 feet tall, so a knight who’s 6-8 feet isn’t going to get deep into his skin, but sometimes he would push the Blade further than it needed to go and then get away and fight the people who had stabbed him. Through his years it got much harder to tell which are aesthetic and which are just scars, but he stopped doing it due to the increase in challenge and the Shattering. He doesn’t have his worst scar yet - but his legs have definitely suffered most of these useless blows as he doesn’t want to bend down to get struck, that would make it obvious. He feels like he’s far too kind to be a literal conquerer of stars and a general, but he needs to be like Godfrey, one way or another. He would be far better suited in his heart to be a mage or sorcerer, but that’s not what Godfrey was. He hates wearing so much armor because Godfrey didn’t, and he wants to show off the scars - but at the same time, his soldiers urge him to. He’s not Godfrey, he is skilled, but not skilled as Godfrey. He may be stronger than Godfrey, but Godfrey knows what he’s doing, both as a ruler and a general

Anyway that concludes sad hour goodbye

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A horrible vision has been conceived

I FUCKING HATED DRAWING VENDEL’S HEAD SHAPE????

Also I ddidnt know how to draw Toby so deal with amorphous blob i guess