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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

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twitter liberals kill yourself NOWWWWWWWW

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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

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i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Mary Mary quite contrary fuck my pussy til it scary!

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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obligatory post today