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stoppppp posting pictures of food bro i’m so hungry i could eat a. fluttershy cover your ears. i’m so hungry i could eat a horse man.

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

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hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

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sorry to doxx myself but this is where im from.

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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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“I want you to do this with me for one month. One month. Write 10 observations a week and by the end of four weeks, you will have an answer. Because when someone writes about the rustic gutter and the water pouring through it onto the muddy grass, the real pours into the room. And it’s thrilling. We’re all enlivened by it. We don’t have to find more than the rustic gutter and the muddy grass and the pouring cold water.”

— Marie Howe, Boston University’s 2016 Theopoetics Conference  (via mothersofmyheart)

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Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”

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New duo rollin into town. Doint make fun of them they will cry (and kill you)

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happy pink day 🎀 (june 23)

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time to bring back a classic.

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friend i have just indulged in a MOVIE and it was good i really really liked it. a lot. the new 28 days later movie is genuinly a banger.

I really need to watch 28 days later I've heard it's good and I love zombie movies

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*shotgun in mouth* [GARBLED] Moo deng just SLAPPED chaplel rowling at the Oscars !!!!! *starts sucking and moaning a little bit*