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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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found out poob has a channel broadcasting voy 24/7 so heres what ive been up to lately

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The observatory’s first look features the vibrant Trifid and Lagoon nebulas located thousands of light-years from Earth.

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SPACEBALLS 1987 | dir. Mel Brooks

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my piece for @tamazine vol 2! preorders are open until june 17, so go get yourself some tama-treats! ⭐

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kuchipatchi sticker sheet.... its real...

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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can I come over and look at you like this

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You won't believe your eyes,

Ten thousand naked guys

that means… twenty thousand cocks…

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[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

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I genuinely have no patience for these clowns who are like "oh of COURSE it's fine for women to enjoy reading smut!!! but ugh not that icky smut that's BAD these poor LAMBS don't even KNOW what GOOD PORN is we have to show them the REAL erotica not that IDIOT SLOP that evil booktok has TRICKED them into liking because they're too INNOCENT to know any better we have to SAVE THEM they deserve REAL porn" god shut uppppppp and let people crank it to whatever they want to crank it to

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do something good today.

call your loved ones, speak to them. listen to a new album from band you've heard about but didn't have time to get into. water your plants. draw a cat. but please don't give up, and keep living.

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